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How many of you had something similar, yaar i want to know anon 07/22/2021 (Thu) 15:11:15 314556
tell me moreeeeeee
anon 07/22/2021 (Thu) 15:18:59 314559 Reply
>>314556 Mujhe chinese ladki ke sath kung fu sex karna ha yaar...
anon 07/22/2021 (Thu) 15:20:14 314561 Reply
>>314556 Kek, wtf. My kaamwali bai's daughter, about 2 years elder to me, unironically pecked my lips when I was young. >Be me, 10-12 >Playing with kaamwali's daughter as was instructed by Mom. >She tells me to close her eyes >Clueless but her smirk exuded mischief >Kisses me >I seethe, starts berating her >Stood up on the bed and beating her with my legs. >Mom comes, I tell her what happens >She leaves the room crying.
anon 07/22/2021 (Thu) 15:22:31 314562 Reply
>>314559 nikal yaha se chmrzrd
anon 07/22/2021 (Thu) 15:23:12 314563 Reply
>>314561 holy my sides they had no chance and will not be coming back ever holy shit anon
anon 07/22/2021 (Thu) 15:25:52 314564 Reply
>>314563 I didn't like it one bit to be honest. I hadn't begun my puberty back then so there was no concept of sexual arousal. I just hated that my first kiss was stolen by a literal kaamwali. I don't count it as legit though.
anon 07/22/2021 (Thu) 15:27:25 314567 Reply
>>314564 how long did she work in your house, did you had any other chances? I have heard thaqt they have kink for being dominbated by masters whome they work for man i was born in lower middle class had no chance
anon 07/22/2021 (Thu) 15:30:16 314570 Reply
>>314567 Her old mom came everyday. I avoided her whenever the daughter visited and maintained distance.
anon 07/22/2021 (Thu) 15:32:04 314576 Reply
>>314559 Move to malaysia then yaar, look up chindians
anon 07/22/2021 (Thu) 15:43:35 314589 Reply
>>314570 i wish i was able to exploit someone too,but in forced way, a hidden kinky relationship out of mutual consent,but a taboo to society too hot yaar
anon 07/22/2021 (Thu) 15:43:53 314590 Reply
>>314589 but *not in a forced way
anon 07/22/2021 (Thu) 16:05:09 314606 Reply
>>314556 This never happened to me: the exact same thing except that I actually got to the second base and my grandma caught me carrying her to the bed because she was breathing heavily and rolling her eyes like she was about to faint. Also I never did overhear her sobbing when she knew she had to go.
anon 07/22/2021 (Thu) 16:07:18 314608 Reply
>>314606 Second and third base
anon 07/22/2021 (Thu) 16:09:30 314609 Reply
>>314556 my mother always opposed having a kaamwali bai because my baap is a retarded man whore and she feels insecure. but i had an experience in 10th grade. >tuition class >i was english medium nigger >tuition class specialized in semi english and marathi medium so there are like 5-6 people in my batch >4/10 girl joins one day she's from semi english but comes for english batch for some reason >looks pretty much exactly like a kaamwali >i'm the only guy she talks to >talks at quite the length >'haha anon you're the only guy i talk to' >once caught her ogling at me while playing with her hair (her face looked hella seductive) >too rarted to make a move meanwhile >two guys regularly made fun of me. it was borderline bullying >give them empty threats every time >scenario unfolds a few times in front of the girl >one day she says 'anon you only say these thing but you never do anything' >hormones and male ego kick in >confront those two guys, have a big row >damn near broke into a fistfight when some diplomaniggers broke it up >girl turns cold towards me >doesn't speak to me now >3-4 days later and she stops coming to class >never see her again i don't even remember her full name. not that it matters anyway. but the one good thing that came out of it was that the two guys didn't bother me/talk to me for the rest of the year. we made it up at the farewell party and i'm still in touch with one of them. but when i recall her, i get reminded that 1) me being incel i tend to think women only go after chads and thus hate all women. but that's not the entire story, ugly girls also don't get any attention. 2) best i can do is a 5/10 girl.
anon 07/22/2021 (Thu) 16:12:09 314612 Reply
>>314559 based yaar
anon 07/22/2021 (Thu) 16:14:24 314614 Reply
>>314561 man you wasted one good chance should have told her to give blowjob atleast
anon 07/22/2021 (Thu) 16:21:52 314617 Reply
>>314614 Nah. I want my first to be special atleast. Degeneration descent post the firsts. Needless to say I hadn't developed the idea of sex back then either way.
anon 07/22/2021 (Thu) 16:52:30 314633 Reply
>>314606 my sides noice yaar now thats a based thread, more stories, fuck i gonna coom
anon 07/22/2021 (Thu) 17:29:20 314662 Reply
My only sexual experience was when my hand accidentally pressed against the ass of my super sexy odiya oneitis classmate in 9th grade. Her ass was the largest in entire batch. Another time accidentally she brushed her boobs past my arms (her oppai were biggest in batch . She often brushed past me /accidentally fell on me
anon 07/22/2021 (Thu) 17:29:52 314663 Reply
>>314662 If anons want i can elaborate on the incidents
anon 07/22/2021 (Thu) 17:31:27 314664 Reply
>>314561 Stupid faggot could've lost your virginity unironically kys
anon 07/22/2021 (Thu) 17:32:33 314665 Reply
>>314663 It wasn't accident
anon 07/22/2021 (Thu) 17:36:04 314669 Reply
>>314662 i had similar experience in college too dad i had no place to fuck her. else i had her easily on my laps >>314663 go ahead
anon 07/22/2021 (Thu) 17:36:59 314670 Reply
>>314633 >16yo >Lusting over her for a long time after noticing how she smiles weirdly around me >she's 2 years older than me, so have to charm her somehow. >Ask her what she does since morning. She says she wakes up before everyone else and then takes a shower and gets to cooking lunch for dad. >I wake up early, wait right outsidebathroom >She gets out half naked, only wrapped with a towel, I see her full hips and untouched booba >eyespopout.jpg >days later, find her on the rooftop drying clothes >Nobody around, casually start talking >Bechari pours her heart into the conversation about her childhood, including her puberty >Carefully land the conversation on sexual topics, her size, her wild fantasies, seems like she has no inhibitions. Bring up the other day I saw her almost naked. She gets shy but I keep complimenting. >mastermanipulator.jpg >We both smiling, I abruptly land a kiss on her cheek, she can’t hold her smile in >Understood I have her now. >We start making out. She moans loudly as I tease her booba >ask her if I can get to the third base >She says no, but I’m not giving up. Continue making out. She grabs my hair suddenly and starts violently kissing me >thirdbaseunlocked.jpg >Start fingering her. I have no idea how many fingers to stick in so I make it as many as I can fit while grinding on her ass >free the booba for convenience, keep going. >My hands feel weird, she starts ventilating and can’t stand anymore >Rests her whole weight onto me like she’s going to faint. I lift her up to take her to my bed. Grandma heard the moans from downstairs. She got too loud before >Grandma catches me literally carrying her around. Didn’t admit to it but she just knows. >Meanwhile her virgin vegene bled a lot. My hands are soaked with blood that also partly dried. Can’t even wash away. >Gotcaughtredhanded.jpg >mfw I heard her sob when they told her she had to go within a week.
anon 07/22/2021 (Thu) 17:37:30 314671 Reply
Funny story, when I was 14 we had that NSO English Olympiad thing at our school. Only 2 people were there, me and another qt classmate of mine. After our exam was over and I was pointing at at at option or something on the paper, she literally placed her hand on mine. And a minute later she dragged me to a nearby Scholastic Book fair cuz she didn't wanna go alone. NGL, that's the closest I've ever been with a female.
anon 07/22/2021 (Thu) 17:39:15 314672 Reply
>>314665 W-w-what d-do y-yo m-m-mean a-anon?
anon 07/22/2021 (Thu) 17:39:53 314673 Reply
>>314671 i shook hands with a girl once. their hands are so soft bros
anon 07/22/2021 (Thu) 17:40:31 314674 Reply
>>314671 I always won those NSO Olympiad exams, i was undisputed ruler of those in my school, but from 8th grade onwards i began to attempt for INMO and INMO showed me my aukaat
anon 07/22/2021 (Thu) 17:44:21 314676 Reply
>>314671 >After our exam was over Bhangi tier english
anon 07/22/2021 (Thu) 17:44:56 314677 Reply
>>314669 So basically this oneitis was my high school oneitis, if she proposes me righy now i will accept her. She didnt really know me , except as the le intelligunt soyence and math faggot of the batch who doesnt tope become he doesnt study bengali and geography. Only interactions i had with her was academic where she asked me to solve her math probs. I did it and she would sweetly smile at me. I had proposed her in 8th grade and she rejected me politely as she had a bf then. She broke up with said bf in end of 8th grade and all the incidents i mentioned in previous post happened then onwards. I believe it is due to puberty hitting me and me gaining 7 inches height and reaching 5'8 from 5'1 . But tbh , deep down i know she was just being nice. She had rejected me and things became different. Tbh, the only thing i have truly loved since 8th grade is her and mathematics
anon 07/22/2021 (Thu) 17:45:30 314678 Reply
>>314671 Tfw Never held hands
NDA Anon 07/22/2021 (Thu) 17:48:37 314682 Reply
>>314556 Tum sab marathi ya pata nahi kaha ke log ajeeb ho. hamare yahan maid se baat karna bhi ajeeb lagta hai. We treat LCs as a whole different species here. Maybe you guys are LCs
anon 07/22/2021 (Thu) 17:51:21 314683 Reply
>>314682 >hamare yahan maid se baat karna bhi ajeeb lagta hai. We treat LCs as a whole different species here. northie subhuman
anon 07/22/2021 (Thu) 17:52:50 314684 Reply
>>314677 >the only thing i have truly loved since 8th grade is her and mathematics Ladki set nhi hui to set theory se hi kam chala rha hai
NDA Anon 07/22/2021 (Thu) 17:57:41 314694 Reply
>>314683 Northie is supposed to be a compliment... And subhuman? coming from a dravidian? lmao bro
anon 07/22/2021 (Thu) 17:58:11 314695 Reply
There are only two incidents which I remember. First one was when I was prolly in class 1, foid who used to sit next to me lifted her skirt to show me her new underwear. It was white with a cartoon in middle Second incident was when I was coming back in a crowded bus after giving NDA written exam. I was sitting at the edge of the seat and right in front of me was a foid. She was standing as there were no vacant seats. She slowly began closing in our distance and after 5 minutes of crawling she was finally resting her butt on my chest. She rubbed her ass against my nipple for solid 30 minutes. Unfortunately later some old hag made her sit next to her
anon 07/22/2021 (Thu) 17:59:31 314699 Reply
>>314684 One of the greatest joys i have experienced in life was after solving an extremely hard IMO game theory problem. I was literally crying with joy. I will advice every anon here to get into recreational mathematics. It is very fun.
anon 07/22/2021 (Thu) 18:00:19 314701 Reply
>>314609 based >>314670 kekd hard, excellent punchline >>314677 wtf are guys proposing girls at 8th standard for. the only thing that comes to mind when i hear proposing is marriage. :( i don't understand what does "going out" mean. i fucking hate myself.
anon 07/22/2021 (Thu) 18:01:35 314705 Reply
>>314694 Nigger namefagging on an anon board.
anon 07/22/2021 (Thu) 18:02:03 314706 Reply
>>314701 Anon , what exactly makes you think I didnt have intention of marrying her when i proposed her in 8th grade?
anon 07/22/2021 (Thu) 18:05:37 314711 Reply
>>314556 closest interaction i had with a girl is in class 4 or 5 when i was made to sit between 2 girl as a punishment i had many others too but that was the closest as far as i remember >>i have held hands of my crush cause it was her b.day had to wish her
anon 07/22/2021 (Thu) 18:08:09 314717 Reply
>>314701 'propose' in this context (most schoolchildren treat it like so, even adults in many parts of the country) is asking a girl to be your gf. going out means the same thing without the corruption of the term. hell i was surprised when almost every girl had a 'bf' in 8th grade.
anon 07/22/2021 (Thu) 18:10:10 314721 Reply
>>314706 hmmm yeah true that. hope you find someone better real soon pyare anon :)
anon 07/22/2021 (Thu) 18:11:01 314723 Reply
>>314701 >i don't understand what does "going out" mean anon, they don't either. To have any chance with them, you have to first understand how incredibly stupid they are. If you overdo it, you'll be wasting your time and she'll think you're a tryhard. You have to drag youself down to their level. Most of them watch soap operas with their mom and read edgy teen novels.
anon 07/22/2021 (Thu) 18:11:35 314724 Reply
>>314676 its correct faggot
anon 07/22/2021 (Thu) 18:12:45 314727 Reply
>>314721 Thanks fren
anon 07/22/2021 (Thu) 18:15:55 314731 Reply
>>314717 >>314723 thanks anons
anon 07/22/2021 (Thu) 18:25:24 314746 Reply
>>314724 Grammatically correct perhaps, however, it sounds really retarded. "After my exam" would suffice.
anon 07/22/2021 (Thu) 18:30:23 314757 Reply
>>314746 No. "After the exam" would've been the most suitable as he has already named the subject in the previous line so starting from there would make it correct. t. Editor in a fansubbing group for the last 3 years
anon 07/22/2021 (Thu) 18:34:29 314763 Reply
>>314757 Based subtitler. What do you make subs for? I tried watching my favourite anime today but the episodes were so badly subbed i couldn't watch at all.
anon 07/22/2021 (Thu) 19:24:14 314817 Reply
>>314670 shit, noice, that's why i come to this site sometimes, for this content >>314699 are you that american flag guy on pol when we discussed maths olypiad, imo and ipo? nice thread that was
anon 07/22/2021 (Thu) 19:27:41 314820 Reply
>>314817 >are you that american flag guy on pol when we discussed maths olypiad, imo and ipo? >nice thread that was Yes yaar , that was me. Now i dont use Amreeeki jhanda , now I use Hong Kong flag.
anon 07/22/2021 (Thu) 20:45:23 314848 Reply
>>314674 NSO was always more difficult faggot.
anon 07/22/2021 (Thu) 20:53:02 314850 Reply
>>314556 >>314561 >>314564 >Having a fetish for Bimaru chamaran kaamwali bai
anon 07/22/2021 (Thu) 22:51:36 314853 Reply
>>314850 Gawar. I didn't fetishise it, I was laden with it. Faggot andha
anon 07/23/2021 (Fri) 05:31:43 314910 Reply
>>314676 After our examination came to a conclusion* Happy? >>314674 Kek same, I got like a dozen SOF medals at my home lying around.
anon 07/23/2021 (Fri) 06:18:32 314947 Reply
>>314676 correct hi toh hai sepoy bhosad
anon 07/23/2021 (Fri) 06:21:57 314951 Reply
>>314556 The closest I bave been to a grill was in 11th when I had to do assignment with a grill and she touched my hands many times I haven't touched a women since
anon 07/23/2021 (Fri) 06:34:55 314957 Reply
>>314951 Why do women do this? Can a non autist plz explain? Are they just being friendly and is it just normal behaviour for them? But I don't see them making physical contact with a lame ass uggo....
anon 07/23/2021 (Fri) 06:35:38 314959 Reply
>>314763 I used to edit whatever projects my group decided to work on. Mostly seinin and shoujo. Some idol stuff here and there. But now I just occasionally help out other groups or friends. Don't wanna give too much info since my dickcord name is credited and I don't want weirdos messaging me.
anon 07/24/2021 (Sat) 14:23:08 315994 Reply
>>314556 Bumpu
anon 07/24/2021 (Sat) 14:29:34 316002 Reply
>>314556 Boomp
anon 07/24/2021 (Sat) 14:42:26 316012 Reply
>>314556 What the fuck AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH Thanks anon. The most pervy shit I did was masturbating to Ghar Grahsthi magzines models.
anon 07/24/2021 (Sat) 14:43:58 316014 Reply
>>314683 Southies commenting on caste treatment is heights of irony.
anon 07/24/2021 (Sat) 15:53:47 316055 Reply
>>314682 True chad Need to show their place anon
anon 07/24/2021 (Sat) 15:55:50 316058 Reply
>>314850 Another real chad
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