Catalog of /b/

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Does anyone even buy imperial blue music CDs

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Is simple living looked upon as favorably in current day india?
Are there any anons out there who try to look beyond the rat race?

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The absolute state of India

Let's recap:
Colonized and civilized by British for two centuries. -> People still shit in public and people are gang raping goats.

Over a billion inhabitants. -> Not even a single athlete worth a shit.

Over a billion potential channers. -> Can't even manage to keep an imageboard running.


Anyone care to explain? Why is India such a shithole in every way imaginable?

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Guys i like this WORKED meme. Is it okay if we appropriate this /asp/ meme? Wouldn't it be immoral?
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Gais give me a script to make a video about PewDiePie vs T-Series

It should be unbiased and should cover both sides. Should include about H3H3 podcast and also how PewDiePie should have made a much more restricted diss track. Brown PewdiePie is preferred to be in there as well.

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Why do Indians always worship disfigured freak births as deities?

https://www.liveleak.com/view?t=Igs7_1544262126

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Why do north Indians call keralites black even though the average malayali is lighter than a north Indian?

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Favourate YouTuber Thread

Post your top favourate youtubers:

>emplemon
>supermega
>scott the woz
>relaxalax
>alienmyth64

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who wants to see noods?

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do you wear a watch?

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THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF PEWDIEPIE FANS
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https://discord.gg/FT6e8Q6

join my inactive ass discord server to make it active a bit. Luv u goys.
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t series vs pwiedpie

whats the endgame here?

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The feet of Indian women

Can we get a discussion on female Indian feet going?
Which part of India has the highest quality feet?
Which girls have the softest soles?
Why do many Indian girls cut their big toe nail so long and pointy?

Thanks for any info and insight.

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Looks like I might get jiofibre banned from 4chan lads. Sorry about that. It looks like some kiwi janny is mad at me because I once called him a nigger . He's been warning/getting me banned left and right ever since. I obviously change my ip and continue posting

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Redpill me on Sayani
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2019 hone chali aur gandu log ab bhi pubg khelre ha wo bat kuch aur tha pc pe kelte lekin napunsak mobile me khelte galli gucche school bihar sab jaga bro pubj khelta ha bro karte rehte bhai chut ke sher agar gamer banna hai society me rehna ha to asli game khelo jaise counter striked call of duty jisme world war aur terrorsit ko marna hota ha bilkul real life jaisa aur players bhi competetive hota ha gali galoch krta ha pubj me bacche khelte lekin bade buddhiman log hissa lete hai yar mujse nhi hoga ab iss desh ke baccho se sakna immature chakke sale dinner dinner chicken khayega behn ab toh filhaal tu mera laund kha

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REPLY TO THIS THREAD

or you'r facial structure will become like pic related.

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-- Selfie thread --
Also, rate me.

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This is 10/10 in JNU
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Most active poster here is a brit

WE SHITPOST RAJ NOW

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I poked my eye. Ouch

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thoughts ?

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Ahem tingtingting

Fuck jannies and FUCK niggers!

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Class 10th fag here

Am I youngest one here?

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guys when your mind goes into a sudden spiral of negative thoughts after looking at something from the past like a pattern of behavior in someone or expression or something, is that ptsd or something? why does it happen?

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Daily embarrassment thread

I almost have at least 1 embarrassing moment everyday. I'll post it on this thread. You can too if you want to.
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BAN

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What can be done about the poopooPrism?

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AMA

I have not yet found one person irl who I can talk to comfortably at my own level without dumbing myself down.

Pernicious truths aside, you should know that you're wasting your time on the internet if you're here for memes- this place is a dead end and probably monitored. I know a LOT, so ask me absolutely ANYTHING and I'll honor you with a proper answer.

>Why are you doing this?

Major ennui, bored, etcetra, etcetra. Honestly, just want to know if there is another human who can think in this godforsaken satanic human breeding ground called India.

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are there any desi jewtubers that are actually good?

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What they mean by that?

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Mallu porn thread

Post links to good mallu porn. Help a friend fap.

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मोदी और शिंजो अबे ने कालजयी फ़िल्म "सूर्यवंशम" का लिया आनंद, फ़िल्म में जब ठाकुर भानु प्रताप ने जहर वाली खीर खाई तब शिंजो अबे हुए भावुक।
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6ix9ine

>Police pull up on me, I don't know what happened
>Police pull up on you, you gon' get to yappin'

hahhahahahhaha he is in Jail now, 25 years. Thank you lord, now I believe in you. I was atheist but not anymore.

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Hey guys kon kon bigboss dekh raha he is saal? Pic unrelated
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UR mom

Yeah Life sucks but do you know what even sucks more? UR mom

5.6 Inches UR mom favourite.

I have no time for you, expect UR mom.

didn't see that cuming? neither did UR mom

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confession time
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Gali Jo dega uski ma randi

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>tfw feel like doing nothing other than listening to mantras and shit on youtube
am i about to die?

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When will pepe meme die?
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Name a more divisive character

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RIP Indiachan

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Introspect

Who are you?
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Crack addict pewdiepie lookalike delivered cake to TSeries

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Can you call an npc a shudra?

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Betichod kacchi hari mirch kyu hoti he itne tikhe

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what fuck is up with dark as night pajeets and white women? dont tell me no one else has noticed this

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The absolute state of Indians outside India

wannabe cumskins lul

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>the anti-India posts on 4chan and reddit are made by Pakis and Paki diaspora

Really makes you think.

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I’m trying to get out of NEET life. That’s why I’m putting a team together. Who is in?

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ATTENDANCE THREAD

Also introduce yourself if you want

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AUAUAUAUAUAUAU AUAUAUAUAUAU A
AUAUAUAUAUAUAU AUAUAUAUAUAU A
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Sax photos

upload noods of ex gfs, sisters, neighbours, mothers. let the noods flow.
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Me aaya. Gaddi leke

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>bangalore is laid with these shitty cycles parked in 10s and 20s everywhere
what the fuck is this PEDL shit? has anyone tried it?
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I'm
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just
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gonna
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shitpost
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here

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High rated gabru

Haaye ni haye nakhra tera ni
High rated gabru nu maare
Haye ni munde paagal ho gaye ne
Tere gin gin lakk de hulaare (x2)

Ho teri meethi meethi baatein
haye kamaal kar gayi
Aankhon hi aankhon mein
tu sawaal kar gayi

Haan haan…
Teri meethi meethi baatein
haye kamaal kar gayi
Aankhon hi aankhon mein
tu sawaal kar gayi
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How many of you guys still visit 9gag or have the app installed on your phone?

I left that place almost 3 years ago. That place is filled with white supremacists and EU (Germans to be specific) bhangis who think they are the 'best'.
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Ello eberybody. Hab nice wank

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Licence Raj

Oi mate you got a licence for this image board?
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Sleep faggots. It's wayy past your bedtime

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Talk dirty since porn is banned directly

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Open

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Whatsapp use karte ho?

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Spill the beans.

Who is the biggest slut you know IRL? How many guys has she slept with?

How many guys has the average 20yo woman slept with?

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what were aboriginals doing in india and how much of indian races is composed of them?
were bengal and south their entry point into india? are those people still closer to abbos?

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I feel like dropping out of college

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Shit a verse, indiachan

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Mandir kab Banega?
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Plz nu ban.

🅱️

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Fuck i am out

>15th morning of Nofap November
>feels good man
>Bath time
>starts washing me penos
>penos feels naughty
>5 MINUTES LATER

I lost it guys no nut november is kill

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is engaging in arguments with your parents supposed to be a form of disrespect towards your parents?
Because i thought if somebody in my immediate surroundings was exhibiting agyanata(ignorance, superstition) my job as a possessor of slightly refined ideas or gyanta was to correct them. Obviously sometimes this goes awry because i don't have unlimited patience.
How do you deal with your parents trying to impose their materialistic expectations on you, when that is clearly not my inclination? And why do they always circle back to 'respect for parents' as some sort of highest path when it doesn't say anywhere that that is the case. I thought the realization of self or truth was the highest goal.
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Hello fags.

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AMA
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E

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>the greatest musician to ever live was Indian

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One of isro's 'fat boys', the GSLV-III D2 has successfully put the GSAT-29 communications satellite in GTO. Continued success of the GSLV-III is critical to India's human spaceflight program.

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GOODBYEEEEE MORTALS

AS WE SPEAK I AM REACHING NIRVANA

MY SKIN IS PEELING ITSELF AND I AM REACHING THE NEXT STAGE OF MY METAMORPHOSIS

I AM FURTHER ADVANCING TO THE NEXT STAGE OF HUMAN EVOLUTION

YOU FILTH WON'T BE ABLE TO COMPREHEND MY PERFECTION.

ALAS THIS FORM WILL BE UNIQUE TO ME AND MY ULTIMATE EXISTENCE

FOR I SHALL BE THE NEW ADVANCED UPGRADED AND MODIFIED REAL HUMAN BEAN

SEE YA LATER MORTALS.
I REJECT MY MEDIOCRITY AND ACCEPT MY OMNISCIENCE!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAA

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Indian GSLV rocket launches GSAT-29

>India launched the third flight of its Geosynchronous Satellite Launch Vehicle Mk.III Wednesday, carrying the GSAT-29 satellite into orbit. Liftoff from the Second Launch Pad of the Satish Dhawan Space Centre occurred at 17:08 local time (11:38 UTC).

>The Geosynchronous Satellite Launch Vehicle Mk.III, or GSLV Mk.III, is India’s newest and most powerful rocket. After making a suborbital demonstration launch in late 2014, the rocket made its first orbital mission last June when it deployed the GSAT-19 spacecraft.

>Wednesday’s launch was designated D2, indicating that it was the rocket’s second developmental launch, however like last year’s flight its payload – GSAT-29 – is a fully operational satellite.

>GSAT-29 is a high-throughput telecommunications satellite that will join the Indian National Satellite (INSAT) fleet in geostationary orbit.

>The 3,423-kilogram (7,546-pound) spacecraft was built by the Indian Space Research Organisation (ISRO) and is based around the I-3K platform. ISRO will also operate the satellite and conducted Wednesday’s launch that placed it into orbit.

good jerb, Indians!

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Hex Girls

What was their deal? They seemed like hippies to me.

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/tv/

what are you favorite tv shows anon? And what are you currently watching?

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ABSOLUTE STATE OF MALLU'S AND SOUTH INDIA

Why mallu's are creepy and Cringe?
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Hijeda kaun he yaaha?

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>tfw /a/ has been hijacked by a samefagging weeb
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bc

the entire board has turned nsfw

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>mfw asanskari videshi mlecchas have taken over the board
This is why I said we need a site wide ban on all non Indian IPs and ban all flaggots

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How to spreading of the great cuckening to Aryavarta?

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What's Bangalore like?

Moving to Bangalore in another four days for a job. I have a few questions:

1. How difficult is house hunting going to be?
2. Is the traffic situation as bad as people say?
3. What's the scene with chicks/dating?
4. To what extent do anglophones dominate the city?
5. Is the Standard of living generally better or worse compared to other Metros?

Bonus Question: So out of curiosity, is Bangalore actually the fastest growing metro city in India?

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Happy Diwali fags

Have a blast

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i came from 4chan and after posting this thread i will never enter this site again, have fun indiabros though.

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>several IPs all around the world (including USA, UK, Australia, and India) have been range-banned from 4chan
what's happening?

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If you have brown genitals does that mean you have muslim mutt genes?

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Is it really that bad?

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