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Mai sepoy ban na chahta hun
Open
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Need to nuke this email ID
pikacfu@protonmail.ch

Friend's girlfriend is being blackmailed with confidential photos from this email ID.
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I love Howard phillip lovecraft and I look like this
AMA
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got a brazilian Indiafag gf. whites BTFO.
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Important
There is a traitor among us, anons.
Open
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>Be me
> Lone nigger
>Durga pooja celebration, People going pandal hoppings
> School friend calls up
> Thinking he will ask me to go out with him
> Tells me he is going out with his gf and told his parents that he is with me
>If his parents calls me handle the situation
>Look at his WhatsApp status
> Get depressed
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Cheating katua vs Inbred sharter
One hour to go bros

my heart is beating rapidly

Hold me bros i can't take this tense suspense, i cannot take this hype

if you are a casual or have never watched MMA event you can watch it on sony ten 2 and 3. It's a good main event to introduce yourself to this sport. It starts at 11:30
Open
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daily reminddr
i want newfags to leave
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epic discord server for indians only!!!!!!! join!!!!!
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Job suggestions thread.
Recommend some potential jobs that can be done online for a 28 year old NEET. Like is affiliate marketing viable.
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Are there any comfy jails in this country?
How do i get into one without committing a serious crime?
t. Unemployed and don't want parents money anymore
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Babe being provocative for sex
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Why is Modi Ji so good
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Are majority of desi enginiggers incels by default? All of them are socially stunted due to spending majority of their teenage life in couching centers, their colleges barely have any females andall of them look like pic related.
Open
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Places to masturbate nude in public?
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BROS, i never felt this lonely ever in my life. Is this lockdown effect or just a phase. This is badly influencing my academics too. I dont feel like doing anything, although i have tons of work pending, WTF should i do
Open
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FUCK
I DON'T CARE IF YOU FAGGOTS CALL ME PEDO OR WHATEVER. I WANNA SHOVE MY COCK INSIDE HER RIGHT. FUCKING. NOW.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Open
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Played R6 Siege for 6 straight hours,now when I go to sleep I still hear the ticking of the bombs and enemy footsteps.
Open
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>be me
>5'6 guy, ottermode fag
>have a 5'9 pretty /fit/ but feminine and curvy 10/10 girl
>Not some six pack but a toned nice body, more than a handful of titties and a great ass with zero stretch marks.
>She's pretty stronger one
>Easily wins me in arm wrestling (both 9 inches arm, infact I am 8.5)
>Tells that I am into lift and carry fetishism
>Undresses me
>Both nude standing in the shower
>She literally front lifted me and I could see my penis touching between her boobs
>Started to moan
>Sucks my dick for 15 minutes straight
>Tells me I am light as a feather and she could easily lift me for hours
>Uses me as squat weight during this quarantine
>She could easily do 20 push ups when I sit on her shoulder
>Front lifts me daily and my pp easily gets inserted
>Stroke back and forth
>Standing 69.jpg for 20 minutes
>she hugs me from behind and gives me handjob
>Could throatlift me against the wall and will stroke her boobs touching my penis.
>Can cradle lift me and give me a blowjob
>Will lift me in doggystyle too
>Makes me sit on her lap tied and gives a handjob
>Lifts me with armpits and a blowjob too
>Shoulder lifts when I feel sleepy
>Will probably beat me in wrestling easily
>One day she tied my legs and hands, lifted me and sucked my cock for an hour as a punishment
>Dreams.jpg


Do you guys have any fantasy fetish stories like this?
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Getting married as an NRI seems like pure hell to me tbh. Most indian girls once they get into USA , take miles of whitoid dick in their high school (prime years) and only consent to arranged marriages because whitoids don't wanna settle with them. Arranged marriages in foreign countries is absolutely cucked
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/advice/
Let's assume you have a nice face even according to western standards, how do you use this to get out of this shit hole?
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Maymay
Post some funny maymays please
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I downloaded about 1 gb of * P*** today and after fapping I deleted all of it
Now I feel so guilty I will never do it again
Do I deserve to be punished
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Believe it or not but Stalinism (AuthLeft) is the future.
Stalinism will save us.
Open
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बचपन से किशोरावस्था तक के सफर की सबसे बड़ी बात यह रही कि कोई भी समलैंगिकता के बारे में बात नहीं करता था। समलैंगिकता शब्द तक मैंने नहीं सुना था। यह एक खेल की तरह लगता था।

मुझे लगा कि कई लोग ऐसा कर रहे हैं, बड़े लोग भी ऐसा कर रहे हैं तो शायद यह ठीक है। बस इसकी चर्चा किसी से नहीं करनी है। यह भी कभी नहीं सोचा था कि आगे चलकर यह मेरी पहचान का हिस्सा बन जाएगा।

ऐसा इसलिए भी था क्योंकि उस जमाने में माता-पिता यह तय करते थे कि बच्चों को क्या करना है। तीन ही बातें समझ में आती थीं। पहला कि डॉक्टर बन जाइए, दूसरा कि इंजीनियर बन जाइए और या फिर तीसरा कि व्यापार के क्षेत्र में आ जाइए।

यहाँ तक कि शादी जैसे अहम फैसले भी परिवार के लोग करते थे। हमें लगता था कि यह तो साथ में चलता रहेगा खेल की तरह। आज के दौर में तो माँ-बाप बच्चों पर खासा ध्यान देने लगे हैं। आप देखिए कि बच्चे अब बाहर कम दिखाई देते हैं। हमारे बचपन में ऐसा नहीं था।

माँ-पिता से ज्यादा सामना नहीं होता था। दरअसल, यह इस पर भी निर्भर होता था कि आप लड़के हैं या लड़की। सारा ध्यान तो लड़कियों पर रहता है, लड़कों की ओर से तो निश्चिंत ही रहते हैं अभिभावक।

मेरी बहन कहीं जाए तो यह सोचा जाता था कि भाई साथ है इसलिए कोई फिक्र की बात नहीं पर लड़का बाकी वक्त में क्या कर रहा है, इस पर शायद किसी का ध्यान ही नहीं गया।

शब्द- समलैंगिक : पहली बार समलैंगिक शब्द से मेरा परिचय मेरी बहन की वजह से हुआ। मेरी बहन मुझसे बड़ी हैं और वो उन दिनों कॉलेज में थीं, मैं सीनियर स्कूल में। घर से लड़कियों का अकेले किसी से मिलने जाना तो मान्य नहीं था इसलिए जब वो अपने दोस्तों से मिलने जातीं तो मैं भी मजबूरी में साथ जाता।

एक बार उनके कुछ मित्रों की आपस में बातचीत हो रही थी कि कौन किसका जोड़ीदार है, किसका किसके साथ चक्कर चल रहा है। और तब यह बात पता लगी कि कुछ ऐसे भी हैं जो पुरुष हैं और उनका संबंध पुरुषों से है।

तब पहली बार समलैंगिक शब्द सुनने को मिला। आज उन समलैंगिकों में से कुछ दिल्ली के चर्चित नाम हैं। इस सर्किल के जो लोग समलैंगिक थे, बाकी के दोस्त उनके बारे में हँसते थे, कुछ मजाक जैसा करते थे पर नकारात्मक रूप से कभी टिप्पणी नहीं की जाती थी।

इस दौरान मेरी उम्र 16 बरस की हो चुकी थी और मेरा समलैंगिक होना अभी तक परिवार, स्कूल या जानने वालों के सामने नहीं आया था और फिर ऐसा हो पाता, इससे पहले मैं भारत से बाहर चला गया।

पश्चिम की राह : हुआ यूँ कि एक दिन मुझे अचानक चलने के लिए कहा गया और हम एक हवाई जहाज में जा बैठे। हम भारत से कनाडा जा रहे थे। कनाडा पहुँचकर मुझे बाकी की पढ़ाई वहीं करनी थी। वहाँ पहुँचा तो उस जगह और वहाँ के लोगों के बारे में मैं पूरी तरह से अंजान था।

दिल्ली में तो समलैंगिकता को लेकर मेरे अनुभवों का एक ताना-बाना तैयार हो गया था। मुझे मालूम था कि कहाँ जाना है, कौन साथ होंगे वगैरह... लेकिन कनाडा जाकर सब कुछ बंद हो गया।

इसकी दो वजहें थीं। एक तो यह कि हमारा दिल्ली में रहते हुए किसी विदेशी आदमी से, खासकर गोरी चमड़ी वाले से कोई वास्ता नहीं रहा और न ही हमने उनके बारे में कभी सोचा इसलिए उनके प्रति कोई आकर्षण या इच्छा भी मन में नहीं थी।

दूसरा यह कि हम अपने वर्ग के भारतीय लोगों के साथ ऐसा करते आए थे पर वहाँ तो भारतीय न के बराबर थे। फिर हम जहाँ रह रहे थे वो शहर के बीचोबीच का इलाका था इसलिए सामाजिक रूप से भी हमारी सक्रियता और गतिविधियाँ न के बराबर ही थीं।

नई दुनिया : मेरे साथ सेन फ्रांसिस्को में कई नई और अजीब बातें हो रही थीं जिनसे मैं पहले से परिचित नहीं था। हम जिस स्कूल में गए थे उसमें लड़के-लड़की दोनों साथ-साथ पढ़ते थे। सब लोग सेक्स के बारे में खुलकर बात करते थे, जो कि मेरे लिए एकदम नया था।

इसी तरह स्वीमिंग या खेल के लिए भी हम अपने दोस्तों के साथ जाते थे। इस दौरान समूह में सारे कपड़े उतारकर लोग एकसाथ नहाते थे और खूब सेक्स की बातें करते थे। हालाँकि मेरा अनुमान है कि उसमें कहानियाँ ज्यादा होती थीं और हकीकत कम।

उस समाज में 16 बरस की उम्र से लड़के-लड़की की डेटिंग का सिलसिला भी शुरू हो जाता है इसलिए यह दबाव महसूस होता था कि अपने लिए भी कोई लड़की ढूँढ़नी होगी ताकि डेट पर जा सकें।

यह वो दौर था जब न्यूयॉर्क में समलैंगिकता की बहस अधिकारों की लड़ाई में शामिल हो गई थी और इसकी चर्चा बाकी की जगहों पर पहुँचने लगी थी।

मैंने इस दौरान एक नए सिरे से समलैंगिकता को समझना शुरू किया। काफी कुछ पढ़ने के लिए उपलब्ध था। कई शोध और काफी काम हो रहा था।

यहीं पहुँचकर मैंने सेक्स, समलैंगिकता, फैमिनिज्म आदि के बारे में पढ़ा, इन्हें जाना। यहीं पढ़ते हुए पता चला कि समलैंगिक कौन होते हैं, यह क्या प्रवृत्ति होती है और यहीं समझ में आया कि मेरी प्रवृत्ति के आधार पर मैं एक समलैंगिक हूँ।
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Based endian refusing to be a sepoy
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is she cute, bros?
Open
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Until the age of ten I was bathed and fed by hand by my grandmother. Is this normal?
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South East Asian Waifu Thread #1
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>buy new Philips vacuum cleaner
>plug it in
>turn it on
>it flips the circuit breaker switch connected to my room
what the HELL man I just wanted to vacuum my house and this shit happens nooo nooo nooooo
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I unironically suck my own dick and I like the sucking off part instead of the getting sucked part. Am i gay?
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>man on scooty comes to my gate and asks me the way to flat X
>tell him to take the left gate
>it was immediate left
>chances were he'd take far left
>don't say anything because I don't talk much
>his scooty stops working so he drags it
>he actually takes far left
>turn 360° and look away
>my conscience becomes clean
(could still hear him struggling with his scooty)
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Whenever I go to normie reddit, twatter etc, my dick goes 2inches smaller.

When I come back to chad chans, my dick grows 4 inches longer.

Thanks anons
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Help bros
I'm a porn addict and recently my dick isn't getting as hard as it used to be while jacking off. Is this ED ? What to do bros ?
Open
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I have sucked cock and I can tell you what it feels like, do you want to know?
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Saw my ex with a guy that clearly mogs me. I felt a swirl of emotions. I can't exactly put my finger on them but they ranged from one of them was definitely some kind of relief ? Does this make me a cuck ? I was the one who broke up with her. What's wrong with me ? Do I unironically have a cuck fetish?
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Based Varanasi BVLL mogs Japani tourists
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9GuSJMhwp8
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Me after eating poonjabi food
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>group of girls talking
>hear one girl say she likes kala khatta
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https://boards.4channel.org/sp/thread/103413018#p103415314
Guys please help me
Can you help me?
This american poster is looking for the tony pasta that i posted on /heem/ but since i am rangebanned i cannot reply tobthis guys.

Can you reply him with this copypasta?

If Tony has 5 million fans i am one of them. If Tony has ten fans i am one of them. If Tony has only one fan, then that is me. If Tony has no fans that means that i am no more on earth. If the world is against Tony, then I am against the world.

I have linked the post just click and paste it
Open
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Any NE anons here? I have a few questions
Is it true most of you guys are christians?
Is it true you are separationists?
Have you faced discrimination in the mainland?
How is life in your state? Is it poverty stricken or decently developed?
What are your opinions on Bangladeshi immigrants? Asking because a lot of Bangladeshis who move to India usually move to NE states
Do you know any good sightseeing destinations in your state?
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Why are Indians so cringe and delusional online?
Open
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STAGE :1 RECRUITMENT FOR Bakchod Bois
STEP:1 IN STAGE:1 - RECRUIT PEOPLE FOR THIS PSYOP
(INSTAGRAM, INDIACHAN, TWITTER AND SO ON)

STEP:2 IN STAGE:1 - UNIFICATION UNDER THE COMMON IDEA - KARAM
(RELIGION IS IRRELEVANT)

STEP:3 IN STAGE:1- CREATING VIRTUAL IDENTITIES AND HAVING TRANSPARENCY AROUND IT
(HAVE BURNER EMAIL IDS, INSTAGRAM AND TWITTER ACCOUNTS)
(DISCIPLINE AND ORGANISED ACTIONS)

STEP:4 IN STAGE:1- USING THE VIRTUAL IDENTITES TO COUNTER-ATTACK
(FIGHT)

1) Promote porn and other degenerate actions in the Kashmir valley
2) Organize LGBTQ Parade in Kashmir
3) Raid certain sites and hand out Red-pills
4) Infiltrate Left-wing groups and if possible, Kashmir separatist groups
5) Spread IP loggers in such separatist groups
6) ID them and create a database.
If you want to be recruited tweet out with #XVADRZ

Jai Hind.
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A Korean girl told me today to not to date Japanese/Korean girls. She said that I was only seeing her race and not her as a person and that's a bit racist. She rejected an American that way (I larped as an American) and I'm an Indian. Is it over for me?
Open
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Is the police actually monitoring this forum?
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This is Sanjay Shrivastava, a businessman from Bihar. His girlfriend is Kassy Dillon, an American conservative political commentator and spokeswoman. How did he do it, bros?
Open
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Why do I find sex riotously funny? I can't help but laugh when I picture people having sex or watching porn.
Open
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I hate western pda culture more than anything else
what makes it okay to grab your girl and make out in front of others? It's distasteful. The world isn't your bacchanalia, stop being crass like that.
Open
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How do I get a slutty, exhibitionist girlfriend? Do such girls exist in India at all?
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If I visit a website and download something from it, can the owner of that website found out who I am?(Mera jio Quota khatm h tabhi Puch rha hu Google Kar leta Nahi)
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please help
Can anyone link me some good
resources or tutorials to become better at making AMV's/Montages in After Effects? Linkrel is a sample of what I made just today,by putting pieces together from various youtube videos.

https://youtu.be/0xHIUxPnXOc

>inb4 maa se pooch
>go to /g/
dead board
>channel name cringy
yes,I know it's a throwaway account
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APNI MAA SE POOCH
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/coom/ thread stockings edition
post coom material w/stockings. lace or fishnets appreciated
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Going to Puja Pandal now See you later faggots.
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How do I get a gf
Hello guys , I am a shy guy who doesn't talk to people or leave the house. How do I get a gf?
Open
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My mental health is so poor, I think I'm going to legit kill myself one of these days.
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Just found out this based website
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Why are you mods so cringe. Stop deleting threads you disagree with under the guise of "low quality posting"

USER BANNED (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST
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How do I get a femdom gf in India ?
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how can i become a popular poster on indiachan? i want to be remembered by inch anons 10 years down the line
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It's better to be an incel than a simp, prove me wrong.
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HELLO I want a girlfriend who can lift me , how do I find her India
Open
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dalitstacy when?
Open
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Interior crocodile alligator. I drive a Chevrolet movie theatre.
Open
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What is the intellectual capacity of working class people? My mother is trying to teach our maid's granddaughter basic arithmetic. She is twelve years old and in the fifth standard but she cannot even do basic addition and subtraction. Does this mean working class people don't know how to count? But I've never seen anyone failing to count money before, no matter their economic background.
Open
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What are your reasons of not having a girlfriend?
I'm feared of rejection. I never talked to a girl IRL. Probably they will find me boring.
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Highlights
>H Y P E R S C A P E
>REFER A FRIEND!
>Hyper Scape Friend Referral
>October 6,2020
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Think about it logically
There's no difference between getting a blowjob from a twink and a woman, actually there is, the twink will be crazed with cocklust. Just look at pic related. These two have female tier soft smooth faces, just like a woman, and cute full lips, again, just like a woman.
When it comes to anal with a man you can say yeah, there's a cock beside it, but with blowjobs there's no difference like that. Smooth soft skin and lips = virtually no different from getting it from a real girl.
Open
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Again, HOW DO I ACCESS 4CHAN WITH JIO IT KEEPS SAYING "IP BANNED DUE TO ABUSE"
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>4 days old thread still in catalog
>Last comment on top thread made 1 hour ago
How can this chan be brought to life?
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BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BAKR BAKR BARK BARK
>*sips water* *clear throat*
BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK

(USER BASED) USER WAS BASED FOR THIS POST
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HELP
Someone please sauce me up on her. This was posted in NEI waifu thread and since then im trying to find her out but unfortunately couldn't. Requesting the op of that thread to please gib sauce on her
Open
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Cyka dox thread
This thread is cyka dox thread
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Larper thread
How do I larp inch bros
Open
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Good South movies
Namaste my dear southie friends. I come here to ask you for some nice underrated (apart from mainstream like Bahubali KGF etc.) movies with good plot watchable with family.

Regards.
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Gamer thread
Gamers of inch what do you play
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Why do men constantly chase women when they're so annoying and make your life hell?
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Good evening , I am DAD
Open
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Is it bad or weird for a 20 something year old to not drink, smoke or do any drugs?
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What is a Pajeet doing in a 4chan meetup? Pajeet, are you here?
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Is it possible to buy just a bunch of combs without the trimmer itself?
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WTF? How can this man have a 20 year old daughter? He looks even younger than me and I am 22.
Open
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Open
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>'I'm Bengali, my boyfriend was black - and my mum freaked out'

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/stories-54607713

>tldr; bhangali gets pumped and dumped by Tyrone and has an abortion
why are these lolberals like this? Lolberandus should be gassed for their own good.
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/sp/ jannies
you bastard
Why did you ban me stupid faggots?
It's been almost 2 weeks and i am still rangebanned.
I was literally counting days for UfC254
I invented Godtheje that is now widely used on /heem/ to refer godlike demeneor of Gaethje
Yet i am the one who is kept out before the biggest main event of this year
I was looking forward to brazza posting
I was looking forward to car crash posting
But now all i could do is lurk and control my urge to post
FUCK YOU I HOPE ALL THE MODS ON /sp/ DIE A GRUESOME DEATH
FUCK ALL OF YOU MAN I AM CRYING HERE IT FEELS LIKE I AM LOCKED IN A SEPERATE ROOM
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suicide thread #4
Stay alive:
>skin based discrimination
>race based discrimination
>gene based discrimination

Commit suicide:
>eternal happiness

Why shouldn't I do it?
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Imageboards are suifuel. Every time I open Indiachan or 4chan or KC, I feel like I lose a couple of brain cells.
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I don't like how racist i have become after browsing this site. I would like to go back to being a normal loving kid who didn't have prejudice towards bengalis, dalits and muslims.
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Why is this nigger so terrible at shifting gears?
Are all Telugu niggers as bad at driving as this one?
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I like the Australian poster he seems nice
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we need to mass emigrate to japan and enrich them and enlighten them about our culture. whites did that for decades hence they are considered normal there but about us they don't know anything other than watered down stereotypes via the whites. so we need to become a strong soft power through mass emigration.
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how do you guys keep snakes out of your yards? I keep driving them out but can't keep them away
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Bhangalion ki maa chud gayi
Bhangalion ki maa chud gayi
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I want to pump and dumb roasties and make cucks raise my children, is this possible in India?
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Today a french girl on omegle told me that India has a nice culture. Was she being honest bros?
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Feeling happy because my parents aren't at home. Beer no 2