Catalog of /b/

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caste rate thread

guess an anons caste from his skin colour

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What did you eat today?

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What are some kino Indo-TV series?
Not the (((netflix))) shit

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>One shot at life
>4.5 inch dick

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Femanon here , guise.
And you all are bunch of loosers.
Men are chutiya shit and prove me wrong...lol you guise cant.

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Which city are you from /b/rathas?

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What if you're all femanons and I'm the only male here?

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Kis desh ki ...

hain yeh aankhein aankhein

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>be 6+ foot chad
>every tables you encounter are made with manlets in mind
>suffer headache and neck pain due to strain and bending constantly
Anybody here have similar problems? What should I do to solve this issue?

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>get home
>see this napping on the bed
What do

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Alright what's up with that retard who spams "INDIAN WOMEN HATE THREAD" in poorchan?
Pakistani larper or a genuine incel?

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/devnagari general/

यह सूत्र देवनागरी में विचारों का आदान प्रदान और उसका अभ्यास करने के लिए है।

उदाहरण विषय: इस सप्ताह तुमने क्या-क्या किया?

>inb4 वे भंगि जो केवल गाली गलोच लिखना चाहते हैं,
उनके वंश का बलातकार मुसलमानों द्वारा होगा।

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What would you do to kill yourself in this cunt?

Most meds listed online require prescriptions here and even then you often have to make do with substitutes and this might mix up the potency of the cocktail+the painless ones take forever to take effect.

Train/high jump is easy but you'll end up being a dick to random bystanders, better to avoid it. Hanging is ok but there's a chance you'll choke to death instead of snapping your neck and that's scary. Guns really would be ideal but this fucking country.

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മല്ലു ജനറൽ

പറമ്പുത്തൂരികൽ തൂരാതിരിക്കാൻ മലയാള ഭാഷ മാത്രം ഉപയോഗിക്കുക. അവരുടെ മണ്ടത്തരങ്ങൽക്ക് (യൂ) നൽക്കാതിരിക്കുക.
Open

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Intermediate

I have done terrible in my intermediate, however I am interested in coding and web dev agar mein kam marks bhi lalu kya mera koi scope hai? Plus batado

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Snippy snippy

Off with your PEEPEE (|= =8

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poo chhupa toilet mein
sharma ke mere jaana...

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India related YLYL?

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Anyone wanna play Age of Empires 1?

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Give advice pls

Hi bhratas, it's the class 12th fag from last year and I need help
I'm done with my boards and MAINS
I'll get 90-95% in boards if I exclude physical education
I'll get somewhere between b/w 85 to 90 in MAINS
Wat do now.pls help
>Pic unrelated

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Who's your favorite pornstar /b/ratas?

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UMMMAAAH UMMAAAAAH
Open

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My jee went horribly wrong , is engineering in a tier 2 college worth it

My jee went horribly wrong , is engineering in a tier 2 college worth it

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How much money do you make? Strawpoll

Since we live in an extremely stratified society with income/wealth inequality only rising year on year, I thought it'd be an interesting idea to try and find out how anons here are doing financially. Please help out by voting at the link below:

https://strawpoll.com/k25x61yd

Options for NEET/Hikikomori are also there, along with college students/unpaid interns.

If you're an underage fag, just don't vote.

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Which Indian city do you guys think is best to move & settle down for Youngsters?

Few Parameters would be
- job opportunities
- ease of living
- real estate prices/rents
- accepting/cosmo culture

Some of the options will be for eg: Navi Mumbai, Mumbai, Pune, Hyderabad & Bangalore etc.

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what is one common element between islam, christianity and pewdiepie?
It's the 9 year olds.

Cheers

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Poop boi

>be me
>spot qt from back in 4th grade tuition class with her friends at the cinema
>she has grown, mans up and goes to talk to her
>says hi
>she says hi
>arent you the guy who shit in his pants back in 4th grade.
>flashback to when i shit in my pants back in 4th grade because i ate bootleg pani puri
>she laughs and tells her friends
>her friends laugh
>movie starts
>scene where bad guy says some dialogue about we living cus we have shit in our stomach
>i hear constant laughter from behind
>its her and her friends
>mfw
Open

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Class 10 fag is no more

Hi bros.
I saw someone posting here today with the name "class 10 fag".
I just wanted to tell you guys that it was not me.
I'm the original class 10 fag from last year and now I'm in class 11.
So if you ever see someone posting with the name "class 10 fag" just know that it's not me.
Open

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How to get rich quick , I have just finished 12th boards

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Hindu Thread

Discuss about Sanatana Dharma ITT. Please refrain from political posts(>>>/pol/ for that) and discuss purely spiritual topics.

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Aaj exams he bc.

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I want a junglechink gf

Fuck anons I want a junglechink gf so bad. I have a fantasy about visiting Vietnam when I happen on some Cham qt who is being harassed by some Vietniggers. I'll walk over and my 6 3 height will be enough to scare them off.
Open

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Missing Nimrah

Am I the only one who misses Nimrah?
Could anyone please post her insta?
Open

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Bros please post your AOTY BASED indo-kino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4akMaeZ0-k

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>Be autistic neet in foreign city
>Go to park
>Get bullied by bhangi kids

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25+ bharatas where

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Does anyone in here feel bad about their sexuality? Does anyone in here wished you were asexual not being distracted by the sex and wished he could live an ideal brahmachaari life?

Pic unrelated.

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s-sup
Open

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>got to class
>snot flows through my nose during lectures.
>We have to sit cross legged and face each other in the classroom.
>People in front of me start laughing
>I saw girls laughing as well
Is this it /b/hangis? Am I never going to live this down?
Pic related

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Indian Lolis

Are there lolis in India? I was reading Uncle Anon and then watched Lolita and honestly it was pretty hot.

The prepubescent girls I've seen aren't like that at all, are lolis too a white country exclusive thing? Also am I a pedo now? I am seriously not turned on by any irl kids.

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Why isn't there much diversity in here? I want to see more flags? /int/ when?
Open

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I fucking hate people born in the late 19th-early 20th century

The Shudras were a group of useless, servile sacks of shit produced in truckloads by their bhangi parents. The Savarnas were shooting themselves in the foot by willingly throwing away privileges accumulated over millenia to win brownie points from goras.

Wish we could shoot every oldnigger who was alive during partition but didn't support the Hindu right. I'd fucking bash their brains in with a shovel, useless farts.

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Hay Krishna the Mlecchas know

Shut it down

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What do you think your ancestors were, anon?

>Have an out of state surname but no idea how we got here though there's an entire village full of our relatives here
>All paternal relatives I've seen look like abbos and chinks mixed but for some reason my dad and three of his siblings have proper UC features, sharp nose and all that
>Technically Brahmins but only one person among my hundreds of extended family relatives there is a priest, everyone else does typical farmnoggery

I was researching and I found an agricultural property lawsuit by a family of people with my surname in the next state(Also not a common surname in that state) and my village relatives live in an area that used to be under the king of that state in the pre Mughal period. So I have a theory that we were originally among some bhaiyya brahmins that were brought here by those kings and given brahmadeya(A large chunk of land around the village is owned by people of my surname). In the absence of state support and cut off from typical Brahmin areas(In Bengal that was generally Gauda area) my ancestors probably intermarried a bit which explains the large extent of shudroid features.

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I seriously don't get how a team full of subpar dalitniggers manage to be the strongest. Fuck these rigged games

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How are they do big? I feel like NV a kid. How can I even compete with this?
https://8ch.net/b/res/8809471.html

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How old are you anons?

About to have my 20th birthday here, it feels great not being a teenager anymore.

>tfw people finally leave me alone during family get togethers cause they realized this isn't just a phase

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Over a year and everybody forgot her. Once again the librandu niggers including the roastie lawyer proved they're in it for virtue signaling
What even happened?
Who was in the wrong?
Why wasn't CBI made to enquire this?
Open

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yeMGMmJFL-4
>that Dr. Pavel voice
comedy gold
Open

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Pro's of being Indian?

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Is education in our country a giant pyramid scheme? I think it is.
So I am studying for gubermint exams at home and I tried the following experiment
>Asks money to rent an apartment so I can study without much distractions
>Outright refuses and laughs it off
>Suggests to join a coaching jew and study
>Agrees and ready to pay even though its double the costs
Have successful educational business joos suceeded in brainwashing them and believe in lies that have no basis in reality? Why would a man who refuses to spent an apartment for his son to keep away from nagging relatives and neighbours would agree to sent his son to live in labour camp conditions and pay even more to coaching joos to teach him what he already learned in classes and jails him in corner for 12 hours which could have been utilized for studying?

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>50 years since WW2
>fucking blackhole captured in telescopic shit
>still no cure for common cold
pig fuck, ushio could have been saved
https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/why-havent-we-cured-the-common-cold-yet/
Open

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How about all of us go and report this tweet by the deluded fat whore and have her account suspended again she looses her shit when this happens, lets fuck with this copycat feminazi for the lulz /b/haiyo

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OPEN BOOB

OPEN BOOB, BITCH LASAGNA

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working in a company and not getting a better job when you want to move is painful.

/wagie ragie feels/

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I am thinking of applying for SBI 2019 PO exams. Studying is not a big deal for me but what scares me their transfer policy. I have never left the comfort of my home for the past 20 years and suddenly even the thought of living outside of my room and without my parents frightens me. Is this a fear/problem faced by others or is it just me?

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DAE find Maasan to be overrated trash?

It's just your typical poor boy meets rich girl story coupled with tragedies that are predictable miles away, the relationship as developed on screen isn't enough to get me personally invested in the character so their death means nothing to me and the dialogue is completely unremarkable.

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listerine cool mint

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>Fall in love
>Wake up

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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SpaceChan.xyz

Friendly greetings from https://spacechan.xyz/b/

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How can I find my soulmate brta?
Open

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_*सोचने लायक बात*_

_में मैट्रो मे सफर कर रहा था।एक औरत किताब पढ़ रही थीं सामने बैठा उसका छोटा बच्चा भी किताब पढ़ रहा था तभी मेरे बाजू मे खडे एक सज्जन ने महिला से पुछा.. "आपने स्मार्ट्फ़ोन्स की जगह बच्चे के हाथ मे किताब कैसे दे दी..? जबकि आजकल बच्चों को हर समय स्मार्ट्फ़ोन्स मोबाइल चाहिए..."
उस औरत का जवाब सुनकर मै थोड़ी देर सोच मे पड गया जवाब था...."बच्चे हमारी सुनते कहाँ है.. वो तो बस हमारी नकल करते हैं..."

— एक माँ की कलम से

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I think it's high time that we start making our temples more inclusive to Jewish folk,
Open

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Help Bros

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Pehelwaan General

Why haven't you started excersising yet?

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Should I join the local rotary club?

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/b/haiyo, ye moti randi twitter pe apna armchair activism faila rahi hai , cutiya aurat western feminism ape kar rhi hai.

koi ye kuttiya ko mere saath troll karna chahta hai? for the lulz
ive been trolling her for months finally ran out of means to make fake twitter accounts

feminist checklist
fat
unattractive

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MBTI general

>MBTI type
>Occupation
>Hobbies

Do you believe MBTI is pseudo or legit?
Open

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वह भावना जब कोई प्रेमिका नहीं है

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I've noticed traps act more feminine than real females. Is this a tactic they are engaging in to get make attention? Will they change face once we are in a relationship? Tbh I'm considering getting a qt trap as a gf. Where can I find qt traps in India?

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Come draw for India!

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Today I punched onto my annoying sister's face. Bitch have been bitching ever since she was 10. However ever since she grew up she's been a bitch to me-punching me, scratching me, throwing stuff at me,etc... when she doesn't get what she wants but I've been held back by my parents because she is muh grown wamen. Today when she threw a flower pot to me, I quickly dodged, threw it back to her face and gave a punch to her face. Her week 5'4 womanlet figure instantly collapsed to her seat from my 6'0 foot chad punch. I hope she have second thought before attacking me anytime after this. I have always wanted to do this.

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/his/ general

Post interesting but relatively less known historical events/figures you know of.

Kaundinya was a Brahman adventurer from India who was reputed to have founded the ancient mandala of Funan centered in the Mekong Delta.
This state(or rather confederation of city states) existed from the 1st to the 6th centuries CE when the Khmers or Chenla pushed northward and destroyed it. The dominions of Funan stretched from Burma to the Vietnamese coast and included substantial territories on the Malay peninsula, including all the major portage routes(In this period, the Malacca and Sunda Straits were so pirate infested sea borne trade was carried out through northern portage routes).
Legend relates that he acquired a magic bow from a temple. With this, he defeated the Naga princess of the locality, queen Soma, and married her. A substantial portion of modern Cambodian marriage rites are derived from their wedding.

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Who else live in a SOCIETY here?
Open

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Post Hindi translated copypasta. I will post Navy Seal one.

क्या बकवास किया था तुम सिर्फ बकवास मेरे बारे में कहते हैं, तुम छोटी कुतिया? मुझे पता है कि आपने नेवी सील्स में मेरी कक्षा में सबसे ऊपर से स्नातक किया है, और मैं अल-क़ायदा पर कई गुप्त छापों में शामिल रहा हूं, और मेरे पास 300 से अधिक पुष्ट किल हैं। मुझे गोरिल्ला युद्ध में प्रशिक्षित किया गया है और मैं पूरे अमेरिकी सशस्त्र बलों में शीर्ष स्नाइपर हूं। आप मेरे लिए और कुछ नहीं, बस एक और लक्ष्य हैं। मैं तुम्हें सटीक तरीके से चोदना मिटा दूंगा, जो इस पृथ्वी पर पहले कभी नहीं देखा गया था, मेरे कमबख्त शब्दों को चिह्नित करें। आपको लगता है कि आप यह कहकर दूर हो सकते हैं कि इंटरनेट पर मेरे साथ क्या हुआ? फिर से सोचो, कमीने। जैसा कि हम बोलते हैं कि मैं संयुक्त राज्य भर में जासूसों के अपने गुप्त नेटवर्क से संपर्क कर रहा हूं और अभी आपके आईपी का पता लगाया जा रहा है, इसलिए आप बेहतर तरीके से तूफान के लिए तैयारी करें। तूफ़ान जो दयनीय छोटी सी बात को मिटा देता है जिसे आप अपना जीवन कहते हैं। आप मृत, बच्चे को चोद रहे हैं। मैं कहीं भी, कभी भी हो सकता हूं, और मैं आपको सात सौ से अधिक तरीकों से मार सकता हूं, और बस मेरे नंगे हाथों से। न केवल मुझे बड़े पैमाने पर निहत्थे मुकाबले में प्रशिक्षित किया गया है, बल्कि संयुक्त राज्य मरीन कॉर्प्स के पूरे शस्त्रागार तक मेरी पहुंच है और मैं इसका पूरा उपयोग करने के लिए महाद्वीप के चेहरे से अपने दुखी गधे को पोंछने के लिए उपयोग करूंगा, आप थोड़ा बकवास करते हैं। यदि केवल आप जान सकते हैं कि आपकी छोटी "चतुर" टिप्पणी क्या अपवित्र प्रतिशोध है, तो आप को नीचे लाने के बारे में था, तो शायद आपने अपनी कमबख्त जीभ पकड़ ली होगी। लेकिन आप नहीं कर सकते, और अब आप कीमत नहीं चुका रहे हैं, आप बेवकूफ हैं। मैं तुम्हारे चारों ओर रोष भगाऊंगा और तुम उसमें डूब जाओगे। आप कमबख्त मर चुके हैं, किदो
Open

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Just discovered Bharata's mastodon server.
Your thoughts?
https://inditoot.com/

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Dicklet thread

What's the dicklet cutoff in india? Mine's 14-15 cm erect but in flaccid it looks even shorter.
Open

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Anyone here say N word in real life?

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i bought cocoa powder for rs. 200 to make hot chocolate drink.

it tastes so bad

im sad

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Why are we so cheap barathas?

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AYYO MAHABHARATA WAS A BIG HOOD WAR.
IT BE DAT HOOD SHIT NIGGUH

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>some fattso is bumping all his threads and taking to himself
Yikes and cringe ang crinfe and yifes
Also, Begging ya to lose weight, gain height, take a shower, hit the weights, have sex, get a clue

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Phhhtrrrr.... Phttttrrrtttt... Prrrrrttttthhh.... Brrhhhhhhtppoooo.... Brrrpppopooopppppp . Brrrtttttppppp...

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Lungoot ?

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Is SRKChad lungoot?

The way he types reminds me of him
Open

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/asp/ general

Make the switch, brother.

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AMA

I have not yet found one person irl who I can talk to comfortably at my own level without dumbing myself down.

Pernicious truths aside, you should know that you're wasting your time on the internet if you're here for memes- this place is a dead end and probably monitored. I know a LOT, so ask me absolutely ANYTHING and I'll honor you with a proper answer.

>Why are you doing this?

Major ennui, bored, etcetra, etcetra. Honestly, just want to know if there is another human who can think in this godforsaken satanic human breeding ground called India.

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Alpha fucks beta bucks

IG VSCO FB SC thread
Go go go!

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Ricebag dalit smellu gets french roastie

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Post pictures of your katta

Noguns are cucks

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Share interesting (awkward, unbelievable, sad, etc..) events from your life

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What is your philosophy on living?

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Is there a Pakistani imageboard?

If yes, what are we doing about it?

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/mu/

/mu/ - Music