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anon09/04/2019 (Tue) 11:22:447488Reply
Should I join the local rotary club?
anon09/04/2019 (Tue) 11:52:037489Reply
>>7488
Janhvi Kapoor gives hilarious response to trolls questioning her choice of repeating outfits
anon09/04/2019 (Tue) 11:54:357490Reply
>>7488
What's that, an organization to whiten black money?
anon09/04/2019 (Tue) 12:25:187491Reply
>>7490
Nah. It's some charity do good thing where I will have to do stuff like plant trees,help poor or something like that. The guy who offered didn't tell me much about it.
anon04/04/2019 (Thu) 08:11:417271Reply
/b/haiyo, ye moti randi twitter pe apna armchair activism faila rahi hai , cutiya aurat western feminism ape kar rhi hai.

koi ye kuttiya ko mere saath troll karna chahta hai? for the lulz
ive been trolling her for months finally ran out of means to make fake twitter accounts

feminist checklist
fat
unattractive
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anon04/04/2019 (Thu) 12:40:317334Reply
>>7331
Twatter needs phone number too
anon04/04/2019 (Thu) 12:42:097335Reply
>>7333
https://discord.gg/yCjcsY9 get the fuck in bitxh
anon04/04/2019 (Thu) 12:47:217336Reply
>>7334
Disposable mobile numbers?
anon09/04/2019 (Tue) 11:21:547487Reply
>>7271
THIS BITCH HAS BEEN COMPLETELY INACTIVE ON TWITTER SINCE I MADE THIS THREAD HERE, ARE ONE OF YOU RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS?
i just want to take this opportunity to thank you !
MBTI generalanon31/03/2019 (Sun) 05:52:337133Reply
>MBTI type
>Occupation
>Hobbies

Do you believe MBTI is pseudo or legit?
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anon31/03/2019 (Sun) 10:39:497148Reply
>>7133
INTJ
GATE preparation, job searching
Animu, philosophy, shitposting, ldar
anon31/03/2019 (Sun) 10:57:197149Reply
>>7135
>>7148
Both same guy btw
anon08/04/2019 (Mon) 16:28:147469Reply
INFJ master race
anon08/04/2019 (Mon) 22:40:097473Reply
>>7469
> being this delusional
anon08/04/2019 (Mon) 22:42:117474Reply
>>7133
INTP. Writer/Media.
Reading/Writing/Drinking/Smoking
anon08/04/2019 (Mon) 03:25:287448Reply
वह भावना जब कोई प्रेमिका नहीं है
anon08/04/2019 (Mon) 16:18:017468Reply
>>7448

अपने आप को मार डालो हिंदीभाषिक समलैंगिक
anon08/04/2019 (Mon) 18:48:067472Reply
>>7468
>tfw no gf to peg me
anon22/03/2019 (Fri) 19:06:476697Reply
I've noticed traps act more feminine than real females. Is this a tactic they are engaging in to get make attention? Will they change face once we are in a relationship? Tbh I'm considering getting a qt trap as a gf. Where can I find qt traps in India?
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anon08/04/2019 (Mon) 14:20:227463Reply
>>6697
Looks like UP is the place to be
anon08/04/2019 (Mon) 15:08:447464Reply
>>7463
Wait does it read that almost 13% of bhangi pradeshis are chakkas?
Lmaooooooo
anon08/04/2019 (Mon) 15:27:507466Reply
>>7464
how did you work out the percentage
they are the most populated so there will be more of them
anon08/04/2019 (Mon) 15:37:347467Reply
>>7464
>chakka?
anon08/04/2019 (Mon) 16:53:367471Reply
>>7467
chchakka=eunuch
could also refer to crossdressers
Come draw for India!anon08/04/2019 (Mon) 15:19:497465Reply
anon08/04/2019 (Mon) 16:35:077470Reply
>>7465
'Bout to MIG21 on Pak
anon23/03/2019 (Sat) 06:50:316721Reply
Today I punched onto my annoying sister's face. Bitch have been bitching ever since she was 10. However ever since she grew up she's been a bitch to me-punching me, scratching me, throwing stuff at me,etc... when she doesn't get what she wants but I've been held back by my parents because she is muh grown wamen. Today when she threw a flower pot to me, I quickly dodged, threw it back to her face and gave a punch to her face. Her week 5'4 womanlet figure instantly collapsed to her seat from my 6'0 foot chad punch. I hope she have second thought before attacking me anytime after this. I have always wanted to do this.
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anon07/04/2019 (Sun) 12:26:237427Reply
>>6721
what the fuck your sister beats you up?are you a fucking cuck?why would you let any women do that to you?My sister wont even talk crap to me, is this how siblings work in north India?
anon07/04/2019 (Sun) 16:22:487443Reply
>>7427
I am a mallu though
anon08/04/2019 (Mon) 08:30:597451Reply
>>7443
Ah that's self explanatory
anon08/04/2019 (Mon) 08:40:297452Reply
anon08/04/2019 (Mon) 13:59:447457Reply
>>7443
i dont know man im an imaginative person and even i cant picture something that otherworldly happening
/his/ generalanon07/04/2019 (Sun) 13:56:467432Reply
Post interesting but relatively less known historical events/figures you know of.

Kaundinya was a Brahman adventurer from India who was reputed to have founded the ancient mandala of Funan centered in the Mekong Delta.
This state(or rather confederation of city states) existed from the 1st to the 6th centuries CE when the Khmers or Chenla pushed northward and destroyed it. The dominions of Funan stretched from Burma to the Vietnamese coast and included substantial territories on the Malay peninsula, including all the major portage routes(In this period, the Malacca and Sunda Straits were so pirate infested sea borne trade was carried out through northern portage routes).
Legend relates that he acquired a magic bow from a temple. With this, he defeated the Naga princess of the locality, queen Soma, and married her. A substantial portion of modern Cambodian marriage rites are derived from their wedding.
anon07/04/2019 (Sun) 14:29:097435Reply
>>7432
Champa, what you know as South Vietnam today, was a Hindu state that existed till 1471, when it was overwhelmed by the Viets.

Champa's territory was historically rather barren, the agricultural land was small and this prompted the people to take to marine activities. The Champans excelled at this, being great sailors and fearsome raiders with a reputation that would make them the Vikings of South East Asia. In 1145, in the course of a war, the Khmers sacked the Champan capital of Vijaya. The Champans, despite being a fraction of the Cambodians, in population as well as military capabilities, endeavored to avenge themselves on equal terms. The city of Yasoharapura, next to the famous Angkor, was the capital of the Khmer Empire. In 1177, a Cham fleet sailed up to the great lake and, having defeated the Cambodian force sent to repulse them, sacked the capital, occupied and held it. For context, the Champans usually could not even field a proper field army, so tiny was their population, while the Khmers had an empire that encompassed more than half of mainland South East Asia.
anon07/04/2019 (Sun) 14:43:597436Reply
>>7435
Theophilos the Indian was a bishop at the court of the Roman Emperor, Constantius II. He was a native of the Maldives and came to the Roman court at a young age, where he was ordained a deacon. The Emperor suspected him of treachery and sent him into exile but recalled him when the Empress fell ill, an illness he reputedly cured. He was famed for being a great healer. He was later exiled again for his theological positions. In 354 he was made a bishop and sent on a mission of proselytization to India via Arabia, where he is reputed to have converted certain tribes and built three churches. An attempt by the Roman Emperor to have Theophilos replace the then Aksumian bishop failed and he eventually returned to the court and settled in Antioch.
anon08/04/2019 (Mon) 07:27:457450Reply
>>7432
That's very interesting.
>t. Kaundinya Gotra
anon07/04/2019 (Sun) 12:43:577430Reply
Who else live in a SOCIETY here?
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anon07/04/2019 (Sun) 15:26:107438Reply
>>7434
Lol keep fooling yourself
anon07/04/2019 (Sun) 15:42:117439Reply
>>7438
What?
anon07/04/2019 (Sun) 15:53:277441Reply
i live in a backwards 'jungle' where we have clean air no plastics and close to none outside people
anon08/04/2019 (Mon) 03:05:527447Reply
>>7439
Lol keep fooling yourself
anon08/04/2019 (Mon) 03:39:107449Reply
>>7447
What?
Post Hindi translated copypasta. I will post Navy Seal one.anon31/03/2019 (Sun) 14:20:137150Reply
क्या बकवास किया था तुम सिर्फ बकवास मेरे बारे में कहते हैं, तुम छोटी कुतिया? मुझे पता है कि आपने नेवी सील्स में मेरी कक्षा में सबसे ऊपर से स्नातक किया है, और मैं अल-क़ायदा पर कई गुप्त छापों में शामिल रहा हूं, और मेरे पास 300 से अधिक पुष्ट किल हैं। मुझे गोरिल्ला युद्ध में प्रशिक्षित किया गया है और मैं पूरे अमेरिकी सशस्त्र बलों में शीर्ष स्नाइपर हूं। आप मेरे लिए और कुछ नहीं, बस एक और लक्ष्य हैं। मैं तुम्हें सटीक तरीके से चोदना मिटा दूंगा, जो इस पृथ्वी पर पहले कभी नहीं देखा गया था, मेरे कमबख्त शब्दों को चिह्नित करें। आपको लगता है कि आप यह कहकर दूर हो सकते हैं कि इंटरनेट पर मेरे साथ क्या हुआ? फिर से सोचो, कमीने। जैसा कि हम बोलते हैं कि मैं संयुक्त राज्य भर में जासूसों के अपने गुप्त नेटवर्क से संपर्क कर रहा हूं और अभी आपके आईपी का पता लगाया जा रहा है, इसलिए आप बेहतर तरीके से तूफान के लिए तैयारी करें। तूफ़ान जो दयनीय छोटी सी बात को मिटा देता है जिसे आप अपना जीवन कहते हैं। आप मृत, बच्चे को चोद रहे हैं। मैं कहीं भी, कभी भी हो सकता हूं, और मैं आपको सात सौ से अधिक तरीकों से मार सकता हूं, और बस मेरे नंगे हाथों से। न केवल मुझे बड़े पैमाने पर निहत्थे मुकाबले में प्रशिक्षित किया गया है, बल्कि संयुक्त राज्य मरीन कॉर्प्स के पूरे शस्त्रागार तक मेरी पहुंच है और मैं इसका पूरा उपयोग करने के लिए महाद्वीप के चेहरे से अपने दुखी गधे को पोंछने के लिए उपयोग करूंगा, आप थोड़ा बकवास करते हैं। यदि केवल आप जान सकते हैं कि आपकी छोटी "चतुर" टिप्पणी क्या अपवित्र प्रतिशोध है, तो आप को नीचे लाने के बारे में था, तो शायद आपने अपनी कमबख्त जीभ पकड़ ली होगी। लेकिन आप नहीं कर सकते, और अब आप कीमत नहीं चुका रहे हैं, आप बेवकूफ हैं। मैं तुम्हारे चारों ओर रोष भगाऊंगा और तुम उसमें डूब जाओगे। आप कमबख्त मर चुके हैं, किदो
anon31/03/2019 (Sun) 14:44:337151Reply
>>7150

1. click on more
2. click on the x mark near "Sage"
3. reply
anon31/03/2019 (Sun) 15:28:057152Reply
>>7151
Jsjsj
anon31/03/2019 (Sun) 22:10:347159Reply
>>7151
Based
anon01/04/2019 (Mon) 01:32:547161Reply
>>7150
Abababababa
anon08/04/2019 (Mon) 03:00:367446Reply
कहाँ से चुराया है?




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