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anon11/04/2019 (Thu) 12:38:427568Reply
I am thinking of applying for SBI 2019 PO exams. Studying is not a big deal for me but what scares me their transfer policy. I have never left the comfort of my home for the past 20 years and suddenly even the thought of living outside of my room and without my parents frightens me. Is this a fear/problem faced by others or is it just me?
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anon11/04/2019 (Thu) 13:07:307573Reply
underage niggers get out
anon11/04/2019 (Thu) 13:08:207574Reply
>>7572
I didn't. I only quit job last month.
anon11/04/2019 (Thu) 13:13:397575Reply
>>7574
>hikineet
>just 1 month
Nah
anon11/04/2019 (Thu) 13:19:017576Reply
>>7569
>After 2 years or more, you'll get transfered back to where you want to
Really? Didn't know about this will read up more on theri transfer policy.
anon11/04/2019 (Thu) 13:32:467577Reply
>>7576
Duh don't. That's how you get blackpilled about govt exams
Just focus on clearing it
The success rate is around 0.3%
DAE find Maasan to be overrated trash?anon22/03/2019 (Fri) 17:24:556687Reply
It's just your typical poor boy meets rich girl story coupled with tragedies that are predictable miles away, the relationship as developed on screen isn't enough to get me personally invested in the character so their death means nothing to me and the dialogue is completely unremarkable.
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anon11/04/2019 (Thu) 10:55:527557Reply
>>7554
Toke pherot jete hobe
anon11/04/2019 (Thu) 10:57:097558Reply
>>7555
This, wasseypur is basically ctrl c+ctrl v from American movies, queen is normalfag muh strong wymyn cringe and newton takes itself way too seriously.
anon11/04/2019 (Thu) 11:36:207559Reply
> Ship of Theseus
> Newton
pretentious movies
anon11/04/2019 (Thu) 12:06:377563Reply
>>7523
Not a urduspeaker but I enjoyed Udta punjab
anon11/04/2019 (Thu) 12:58:227571Reply
>>7559
what you didn't like when the dudes go to europe to get back a stolen kidney
dumb bhangi was about to put up with crime for a small sum of money
anon10/04/2019 (Wed) 17:20:307527Reply
listerine cool mint
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anon10/04/2019 (Wed) 18:14:467534Reply
>>7533
kannadanigger what do you mean?
anon10/04/2019 (Wed) 18:17:477535Reply
>>7534
Something something I something something your something something mother
All I can understand from my limited understanding from living in bhangilore
anon10/04/2019 (Wed) 19:37:307537Reply
>>7535
Boli magga nin amman tikka nalli naayi du lawde haagtini soole makkalu
anon10/04/2019 (Wed) 19:40:387538Reply
>>7537
We don't speak fishnricespeak here
anon11/04/2019 (Thu) 04:44:317548Reply
>>7538
Ammana keya nin number helo , vote for congress or i will come to the home and burn your lawde
anon10/04/2019 (Wed) 17:25:067528Reply
>Fall in love
>Wake up

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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anon10/04/2019 (Wed) 17:47:207531Reply
>>7528
>falls in love
>realizes impossibility of situation after analysing and realizes was dreaming
>induces lucidness
>summoned my sister to fuck her
>gets excited and wakes up
legit happened guise
anon10/04/2019 (Wed) 18:04:497532Reply
>>7531
Lucid dreams usually always end too fast for me but this one time I remembered a trick to see if it was a dream(Trying to read stuff, you won't be able to). For some reason the realization didn't end the dream. I was in my class in the dream so I got powers to float in the air and flew over the heads of classmates. Then I flew out into the corridor and for some reason there were a lot of skirt wearing women on the field so I kind of floated at 30-40ft and sent an air wave down that rebounded off the ground and raised their skirts in unison(None of them wearing panties) and I descended perfectly to witness this. Then they were kissing me and my mom pushed me awake cause it was time for school.

I've been chasing that experience so long. I wonder if it is possible to orgasm in a dream.
anon10/04/2019 (Wed) 18:57:087536Reply
>>7529
>recieve good morning msg
>Forward it in the family WhatsApp group
anon10/04/2019 (Wed) 19:56:467539Reply
>>7536
>dream that i did not receive good morning image message from my retarded whatsapp contacts
>wake up
>it's there
anon11/04/2019 (Thu) 00:21:467541Reply
>>7532
>I wonder if it is possible to orgasm in a dream
Eh, never heard of wet dreams?
SpaceChan.xyzanon10/04/2019 (Wed) 13:44:007515Reply
Friendly greetings from https://spacechan.xyz/b/
anon10/04/2019 (Wed) 13:45:407516Reply
>>7515
Nigger you have been spamming this shit whole day yesterday in all imageboards. Get a life faggot.
anon10/04/2019 (Wed) 14:08:147522Reply
>>7515
has to be better than this shithole
anon10/04/2019 (Wed) 16:09:117524Reply
>>7515
promoting her dead board
anon10/04/2019 (Wed) 16:09:477525Reply
>>7524
on a dead board
anon10/04/2019 (Wed) 17:18:417526Reply
>>7524
>her
anon10/04/2019 (Wed) 06:28:347506Reply
How can I find my soulmate brta?
anon10/04/2019 (Wed) 06:34:087508Reply
>>7506
>he thinks modern women can love unconditionally
Yikes
anon10/04/2019 (Wed) 13:07:047511Reply
>>7508
>>7506

>Only women deserve unconditional love.
>Only men deserve unconditional questioning.

This is how it works IRL.
anon10/04/2019 (Wed) 04:30:517503Reply
_*सोचने लायक बात*_

_में मैट्रो मे सफर कर रहा था।एक औरत किताब पढ़ रही थीं सामने बैठा उसका छोटा बच्चा भी किताब पढ़ रहा था तभी मेरे बाजू मे खडे एक सज्जन ने महिला से पुछा.. "आपने स्मार्ट्फ़ोन्स की जगह बच्चे के हाथ मे किताब कैसे दे दी..? जबकि आजकल बच्चों को हर समय स्मार्ट्फ़ोन्स मोबाइल चाहिए..."
उस औरत का जवाब सुनकर मै थोड़ी देर सोच मे पड गया जवाब था...."बच्चे हमारी सुनते कहाँ है.. वो तो बस हमारी नकल करते हैं..."

— एक माँ की कलम से
anon10/04/2019 (Wed) 05:48:547505Reply
>>7503
I can't read snekspeak, pls translate urdunigger
anon09/04/2019 (Tue) 16:27:107495Reply
I think it's high time that we start making our temples more inclusive to Jewish folk,
anon09/04/2019 (Tue) 16:55:127496Reply
>>7495
Checked that account. Looks like a feminazi commie.
anon09/04/2019 (Tue) 16:57:467497Reply
>>7495
>3 updoots
I think we should post this in every asian forum so that we can atleast redpill other asians about the toxicity of western commies who often side with them because hurr durr white supremacism bad.
anon09/04/2019 (Tue) 16:58:347498Reply
>>7495
FUCK KIKES
anon10/04/2019 (Wed) 04:30:177502Reply
>>7495
Let me see him try
Help Brosanon09/04/2019 (Tue) 14:18:447494Reply
Pehelwaan Generalanon09/04/2019 (Tue) 04:54:487475Reply
Why haven't you started excersising yet?
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anon09/04/2019 (Tue) 07:29:357483Reply
anon09/04/2019 (Tue) 07:30:127484Reply
>>7483
>>7481

>>7482
Eh, the maymay I uploaded isn't showing up
anon09/04/2019 (Tue) 09:02:217486Reply
>>7484
I can see it
anon09/04/2019 (Tue) 12:26:377492Reply
>>7484
>Can't upload images.
The absolute state of indanons
anon09/04/2019 (Tue) 13:48:017493Reply
>>7475
am 4 days in. will update later it's gym time




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