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What is the legal status of porn in India?anon3d370f
08/18/2019 (Sun) 09:52:3919515View ThreadMod
anonc2901308/18/2019 (Sun) 09:57:1119516Mod
😘Jaaanu see my contact no. below

anon3d370f08/18/2019 (Sun) 10:01:3419517Mod

anon778a2108/19/2019 (Mon) 15:40:5219654Mod
Tuh hilasakthe ho porn dekke, magar apna land ko record karke upload karoge toh illegal maana jaatha hai.

08/18/2019 (Sun) 13:58:4019538View ThreadMod
What are some jobs that won't make me hate my life and instead love it?

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anon3f740f08/18/2019 (Sun) 18:25:1719580Mod
How dare you type anything without greeting your overlords here with shlamshabji, you chinki manlet nigger?

anonb5d55c08/18/2019 (Sun) 18:27:0219582Mod
post window view

anonc15b0708/18/2019 (Sun) 18:31:4319584Mod
it's 12:16AM here now
will do tomorrow
how do I hide flag?

anonf6dce108/18/2019 (Sun) 19:45:4619595Mod
we need based momos like you please stay generally it is dead but most of the traffics comes at after 7"O clock

anon6644f008/19/2019 (Mon) 15:39:4919653Mod
Koi baba guruji banja

Every fucking morninganon2f392d
08/18/2019 (Sun) 08:12:4219509View ThreadMod
Alaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah huuuu akbaaaaaaaaaarrrrt

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anonff519808/19/2019 (Mon) 08:03:4719613Mod
Your tyrannical tranny didi will fuck your ass bhodroloki cuckopadyay

3B82482e08/19/2019 (Mon) 09:19:3219618Mod
actually the rule here is not to say "joy shri Ram", so we can say "hare Ram" or "jay shri Krishna" etc. these 2 weeks , all the mullas near my house will seeth.

anona5852708/19/2019 (Mon) 09:24:0019619Mod
Dumbfuck then you'll get those phrases banned too
best thing to do is to go full patriotic and play the national anthem and shout Jai Hind
If mullahs protest you can lynch them and rightfully them to fuck off to their porkistan homeland

anon70c79108/19/2019 (Mon) 09:39:0119621Mod
Lol she is really afraid of even more Hindu consolidation, she won't be doing shit till Assembly at the least. Firhad Hakim even sent out a circular asking muds to see to it that their celebration doesn't cause someone else sorrow.

anon75ec5f08/19/2019 (Mon) 15:36:2019649Mod
Arey eh sabh gairkaanuuni hai na? Police kyuu kuch nahi karte?

Not gonna lieanon2a11bf
08/19/2019 (Mon) 14:41:5319642View ThreadMod
I am getting used to new changes and this chan has started giving out comfy vibes like Luigi's chan. Am i the only one? Only thing we are missing is nakamahood.
anon06631e08/19/2019 (Mon) 14:55:2819643Mod
the only vibes this place is giving is memecenter vibes since the beginning

anonfb00d408/19/2019 (Mon) 15:03:4419644Mod
To hum kya kare bahinchod

/stuti/ general- a general dedicated to one of the brightest minds in the world at the momentanon65585f
08/14/2019 (Wed) 05:38:1519135View ThreadMod
>spent only a few months trying to clear competitive exams - cleared every single one while bremen bois still cry about reservation
>recently upped her dancing game and has over 1000 awards
>many interviews per performance
>has legions of fans on kota and many other education centres
>involved in multiple coaching institutes to get different perspectives
>is from a highly prestigious university
>lives in a property her father purchased for six figures cash with her mother
>is from Gujarat the best state of India
>a life long fan of classical dance who should be commended for her loyalty
>wise enough to protect her privacy
>unlike IIT NEETs isn't on the internet 24/7 making cringe 'how to clear jee mains" youtube videos
>has high testosterone as her hairy arms attest
>read the books
>gained IQ
>took a test
>cracked exams
>got a seat in all top medical and engineering colleges

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anon412e1208/19/2019 (Mon) 08:03:4219612Mod
Aspect ratio change.

anon4d809e08/19/2019 (Mon) 08:08:5319614Mod
Lol ask me how I know you think you're hot shit for cracking IIT. Enginoggery isn't the only good field, and professional courses in general are utter shit, I'm suffering through one to get the privilege of getting an ulcer by 40. Fuck it all, most comfy life is some gobarmint job with fixed 9-5, the paychecks aren't worth pressure of our private sector.

anon4ad8dd08/19/2019 (Mon) 12:21:3519634Mod
gobarmint jobs are the way to go annual increment full medical and if you are in some kind of service than its free for you to use. Not to mention free housing as well.

anonc15fb808/19/2019 (Mon) 13:09:3019638Mod
There are downsides as well. My father, when he was in lower positions, would frequently get saddled with excessive work because multiple bhangis wouldn't even bother showing up for work and gobarmint couldn't fire them. Also, overtime as a concept frequently doesn't exist. Even in managerial positions, work time can exceed 12 hours. If you are a chamaar, then I agree that government jobs are the best otherwise there are far better paying jobs without having to Wade through colleague incompetence in the private sector.

anon06c57008/19/2019 (Mon) 13:37:2119640Mod
Lol you think private sector doesn't have nepotism? This is India, if you are willing to get taken advantage of you will always be taken advantage of. In gobarmint you have a choice, like you said you can just fuck off after office closes and they can't touch you, if you do this from the very start they won't get pissed either.

My dad was a workaholic and he got a top tier position that wasn't even technically for his service because of it that let him eventually take VRS in his early 40s and open up his own firm. My mother was in the same service and same batch, she would do her work but not go above and beyond, so she just kept getting promotions normally. Now that she's nearing the top she often needs to stay after hours but before this, other than on March 31st, I can't ever remember her being late.

Which Indian office even pays overtime? I talk with people at our networking parties and literally the biggest, most prestigious firms still expect you to work 80+ hours every week for your first five years at least.

What makes pic related so scary?anon3b892c
08/18/2019 (Sun) 14:36:4719553View ThreadMod
Made it spoiler so it won't scare any anons

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anon0d59a408/18/2019 (Sun) 18:25:3419581Mod
it was the toilet witch bro

anon9a6fa308/18/2019 (Sun) 19:37:0719594Mod
I had a recurring dream about a snake biting me while I was shitting after I watched wandshit number two as a kid, I'd keep looking down into the bowl through the gap between my thighs to make sure nothing came out.

anondde6f408/18/2019 (Sun) 19:48:3619596Mod
You are most likely to fall in indian style

anondde6f408/18/2019 (Sun) 19:59:0719597Mod
i remember watching conjuring with my little brother , it scared him so much he wouldn't go toilet with out me standing outside

anona2c5f008/19/2019 (Mon) 05:10:3519606Mod
Ae mera gaand fatt gaya

08/15/2019 (Thu) 10:01:1619285View ThreadMod
you think polyandry (into a family of brothers) could save our traditional culture? Less back impact of people being driven away from their homelands (state/area) while also curbing the population growth to some degree.

>inb4 muh religiousness
well they had polyandry in mahabharata
abrahamics can fuck off
>inb4 muh status, urban swag, something self centered materialistic
don't post here

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anonc348aa08/18/2019 (Sun) 18:40:3019587Mod
While I can't respect anyone who I don't see as an equal at the very least, you realize most guys want someone who earns less than them, many want full on housewives. That's male evolutionary instinct as it has developed since the Neolithic Age, we always were smarter and stronger on average but it's still a symbiotic relationship, civilizationally speaking. Without marriage and monogamy human society couldn't be civilized. It's only when a man plants a tree that he won't live to see that a nation becomes great etc, the wife and kids back home are great motivating factors. Ultimately as far as abortion and child support goes, it's better to allow abortion for simple utility. Otherwise they'll coat hangar or throw kids into dumpsters, cost of fixing their fuckups will be higher.

anone2f27e08/18/2019 (Sun) 18:47:5319589Mod
You have not even addressed one of my points at all lol. The only one seething here is you.
Where did I even get emotional about marriage lol? All I said was marriage is a net loss from a cost benefit model because that's how it's institutionally works and all I asked for its complete legal abolishment or at the very least making the institutional laws that puts individuals at a disadvantage.
Are you too low IQ to understand dialectics? Doesn't matter muh English media lol, your average right winger today would be considered as a far left activist in 1950s. It was English media and urban centers of India today. It'll be whole of India in the future.
And lmao, if you are bothered by 'bullying' on anonymous forums, you should provably leave.
Maybe stop being so emotional and read what I wrote and maybe try addressing and criticising my points?

anonc348aa08/18/2019 (Sun) 18:53:5419590Mod
Abe chamar, can't you scroll down to the bottom of the page? Look at your rant, it's incoherent at some points and filled with grammatical errors, that's how emotional people type.

anone2f27e08/18/2019 (Sun) 18:59:4119591Mod
Lol where did I say anything criticising your nuclear family dream scenario at all in any of my posts? You do know that you can still betabux and look after Kumar's kids even without a state enforced legal binding that forces you to support them, right?
Do what you want, however don't insist on every men to have the same shitty fairy tale fantasy story as their live's goal and use state machinery to force them to legally bind them to an emotionally abusive relationship.
And I don't remember saying anything against abortion. All I said is if men don't have any say in abortion, then they shouldn't be forced to pay for child support for kids they don't want.

anon4a11b508/18/2019 (Sun) 19:02:2319592Mod
Tell me what you didn't understand nigger, I'm typing on phone using swipe so yes there will be some typos but I'm sure it's understandable and I don't think I have included any points that's hard to understand.

Mahabharata character motivationsanon4bf124
08/18/2019 (Sun) 14:05:5319540View ThreadMod
If you analyze the actions of Krishna and don't accept the explanations for them, he's kind of Machiavellian.

1)He goes with Balaram to Draupadi's Swayamvar, supposedly because he suspects Pandavas will be there and they didn't die in jatugriha. Why did the Pandavas go to such a high profile place when they are supposedly hiding from Duryodhana's assassination attempts? Duryodhana himself was there FFS, it would be beyond retarded to go there unless they expressly intended to get an alliance with Raja Drupad, keeping in mind Krishna's own links with Drupad and Draupadi the design of the Swayamvar too reeks of being aimed specifically at Arjuna(Who, again, Drupad too must think to be dead, if we are to believe the stated facts). Drupad's own defeat at Arjuna's hand would have both cemented his belief in Arjuna's ability and made him hate the Kuru polity, so Krishna knowingly fomented an alliance he knew would prove crucial in a potential civil war.

2)Krishna is the nephew of Kunti, who 'mistakenly' gets Draupadi to marry all 5 brothers instead of Arjuna alone. Before Ashwathama killed him, Yudhisthira's son by Draupadi, the grandson of Raja Drupad was heir apparent. Was this the price of his support to the Pandava cause? Also, Arjuna himself was a warrior and always ran the risk of a battlefield death, a marriage with all 5 brothers however served as security against his death.

3)Krishna gives his Akshahini Sena to Duryodhana but joins Arjuna himself on the condition that he won't fight, ensuring the victor would be grateful to him in case either won.

4)Pancala itself couldn't have looked kindly on the rise of Jarasandha and Magadha, Krishna of course got BTFOd by them and had a grudge, all cope about muh 18 gorillion victories aside. By cooperating with Krishna, Drupada would manage to simultaneously weaken both his powerful neighbours, ensuring an alliance with the northern one would just be the icing on top.

Is it just me or would a Machiavellian Krishna make for a much more logically coherent and interesting story? He had no obligation towards Duryodhana, him giving Duryodhana his soldiers and not fighting himself always seemed a bit odd to me in light of that. After all, he is supposed to be a protector of dharma too and he repeatedly extols why Arjuna should commit fratricide to uphold it, so why wouldn't he take sides if he truly believed in what he said?

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anon116b3d08/18/2019 (Sun) 15:16:0519563Mod
because if one dies at the hands of the Supreme God directly, even that's an achievement, even that needs Tapasya. It's another version of attaining Moksha. Not everyone deserves that honour either.

This kind of Tapasya was done by Hiranyakashyapu, Mahishasur, and even Ravan.

anonf8cf1608/18/2019 (Sun) 15:23:3719566Mod
Because he had sworn neutrality. Do note that he comes VERY close to breaking this oath when their battle Bhishma makes Arjuna swoon on his chariot. Krishna then decides that he will personally throw down Bhishma from his chariot and annihilate entirety of Kaurava host at that moment. Arjuna realises that his impotence will make Krishna break his promise so he grabs Krishna's feet to stop him from proceeding with that oath breaking. Krishna still manages to move 10 steps while dragging Dhananjaya along with him and relents only when Arjuna mans up and promises him that he will destroy Kuru host and Krishna does not need to go back on his word. That scene is so fucking powerful that it still gives me chills.

anonbc4bd508/18/2019 (Sun) 15:26:2519568Mod
Gaand mara laude mere jhaat ke baal chaat

>everyone who faught for kaurava were adharmi
Kill them with beyblades too.
>war was not meaningless, it was to establish dharma

>he did not break any rule at all
>did not allow kauravas to undress Draupadi, even though they won the right to do it fair and square
>Lied about the death of that guy who had the same name as the elephant
>Gave secret intel to Pandavas that they could've never known without god powers

3Bf390f208/18/2019 (Sun) 15:37:2619569Mod
To play a beyblade match you need another beyblade competitor but krishna did not have any beyblade competitor. so war between the competitors are necessary to see the right person can win or not. and without war many adharmis would not even killed like bhishma who was killed by arjuna after eunuch shikhandi stand infront him and he remember his promise. even after war 5 pandava son killed by aswathama is part of the plan to make a non draupadi kid to be heir , so abhimanyu's son became king. still today you dont use nuke but soldiers fight.

anon7e0e9808/18/2019 (Sun) 15:40:1719570Mod
>Kill them with beyblades too.
Read my reply above. He WAS about to do so. But fighting your war was also seen as an insult to your honor - as if you yourself weren't powerful or manly enough to win on your own. And if kshatriyas in Indian history have shown over time honor always comes before efficiency or actually winning battles. Arjuna did not want to be remembered as the cuck who let Daddy Krishna do all the fighting. He also did not want Krishna to be remembered as someone who broke his word.
>did not allow kauravas to undress Draupadi, even though they won the right to do it fair and square
They didn't. Read the fucking text, brainlet. Yuddhishthira had gambled himself away before his brothers and wife. That meant as per ancient Indian rules, he was a dasa i.e. a shudra that couldn't own property. This loophole was exploited by Draupadi to convince Dhritrashtra that her forced stripping was a crime and that is why Dhritrashtra gave her two wishes through which she asked the reinstatement of her husband's as kshatriyas. Draupadi was the one that saved her husbands with her intelligence.
>Lied about the death of that guy who had the same name as the elephant
Krishna didn't lie. He merely suggested omission after convincing Bhimasena to kill the namesake elephant belonging to their own army. Yuddhishthira clearly stated that the elephant had died instead of man. Krishna just used the right time for shankhnaad.
There was literally nothing wrong with using his knowledge to help pandavas. Ensuring the survival of your rider was the job of every charioteer. Krishna merely did what he had to do.

08/06/2019 (Tue) 14:33:4818307View ThreadMod
would we have mass shootings had guns be legal in india?

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anonf76d1908/07/2019 (Wed) 15:36:1018398Mod
Dvaita tradition technically believes that the observable universe is the result of interplay of two elements- Purusha and Prakriti. Here Purusha refers to man or more specifically the will of man while Prakriti obviously refers to nature. This is rejected by Advaitas who believe that that all that there is is the universe or Purusha itself i.e. man has no will and he is just as much part of predestination as everything else in nature

anon88aafb08/15/2019 (Thu) 16:58:2519327Mod

anon03e0a208/17/2019 (Sat) 22:34:5519478Mod
Happiness is temporary. Everyone is suffering.

anon03e0a208/17/2019 (Sat) 22:35:0719479Mod
Based mods

anon9a5c9108/18/2019 (Sun) 11:48:2719523Mod
Stop projecting retarded meme depression fag

Drug stories threadanon1b68d4
08/16/2019 (Fri) 18:55:5119406View ThreadMod
>Take 6 150mg Waklerts out of curiosity
>Brain explodes, so many threads of thought running in parallel
>Try analyzing myself with my new galaxy brain
>Debate myself out loud, everytime I switch sides its like my whole mindset changes
>Defend myself with my original mindset, enter a different one to attack myself
>Devastating on the attack because I know all my secrets, also ruthless. Keep telling me to kill myself.
>Take objective third party viewpoint and judge the attacking side to have won
>Still can't gather the courage to actually sudoku

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anonfaf29608/18/2019 (Sun) 00:53:3319480Mod
Depends on the type you take my friend who done lsd before thought It would be a good idea to take 2 of the new version and he got his brain almost fucked

anon92c16908/18/2019 (Sun) 01:31:3919482Mod
Lel I didn't have any friends so when I was tripping crazily I took my leave from my acquaintances and left alone, I'm the guy with the Raseela story from above. One acquaintance had his gf with him, he began vomiting on the metro tracks at the station a few hours later and she ditched him and ran, poor fucker woke up in a hospital with our Principal sitting by his bed, since the public had called the school based on his uniform. Then some retard chaamars who had seen us gossip Ed about it and we all got called in by the admins. They couldn't crack me but the others confessed and their parents were called and everything. He kept dating her after, till she dumped him a few months later.

anonb6da9708/18/2019 (Sun) 05:56:2319488Mod
damn thats fucking sad, how did you not get found but? Also i cant even imagine what could happen if my parents found about my shit even here so how did all the parents in India react?

anon85cfb808/18/2019 (Sun) 06:24:4219492Mod
The guy who vomited was raised by a single mother who's an artist so she knew her son did ganja and everything but didn't mind. Most of the other guys were from rich families where their parents didn't really care much, some got scolded a bit but that was it. I was the only middle class fag with typical conservative parents, so I'd have been fucked super hard, that's why I kept denying even when they were lying about having vids and calling cops if I didn't confess. I saw they had a recorder running so I asked them why they'd need audio proof of my confession if they already have visual ones, felt pretty good watching them struggle with that one.

A different guy I knew got caught by his mother smoking weed once, she was super concerned about the guy's safety and began sending the maid to buy it in his place. Then he got stabbed by one of his friends with a alcohol bottle over some love triangle BS at a party, it became this huge news piece in the city and his mom began playing the martyr since the parents of the guy who stabbed him was richer than them but her husband was in the media so the journos banded together for her. Once the cops caught the man who sold them the alcohol, he said the mom would settle the son's tab every month.

The rich don't have middle class morality.

anonb6da9708/18/2019 (Sun) 09:19:3019512Mod
Bruh what the fuck this shit sounds thug as fuck ive never done or heard things even close to this when i was in India, and this shit is happening with the rich people too ?Where did all this happen ?but and also can you tell us more abut the love triangle and the stabbing shit ?And all this happend with school kids too not even at uni or anything ?

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