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anon27cfc5
10/24/2020 (Sat) 12:25:11179136View ThreadMod
>buy new Philips vacuum cleaner
>plug it in
>turn it on
>it flips the circuit breaker switch connected to my room
what the HELL man I just wanted to vacuum my house and this shit happens nooo nooo nooooo

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anon184b1110/24/2020 (Sat) 15:08:31179193Mod
>>179192
>dumb machine
>deep clean
you're retarded
they are good for saving time but carry out a superficial level of cleaning

anon8f4e2910/24/2020 (Sat) 15:11:08179194Mod
Shit YAAR I'm stupid, this vacuum has a European type F plug (pic related) hence it wasn't working. I'll get a adapter and I bet it'll work then

anon730d5510/24/2020 (Sat) 15:26:24179197Mod
>>179194
Madarchod

anon8f4e2910/24/2020 (Sat) 15:36:43179199Mod
>>179197
I think I'm gonna sell this, I don't like these crazy electrical things they are terrifying, fuck this I hope I get a good price

anondb36ce10/24/2020 (Sat) 16:11:37179204Mod
>>179193
What's wrong with Kurzesagt, faggot?

anonda3a27
10/24/2020 (Sat) 14:34:31179182View ThreadMod
I unironically suck my own dick and I like the sucking off part instead of the getting sucked part. Am i gay?
anonda3a2710/24/2020 (Sat) 15:15:08179195Mod
>>179182
Bro how do I suck my own dick?

anon7e875c10/24/2020 (Sat) 15:47:31179201Mod
>>179182
If you aren't attracted to men or masculinity. You're NOT

anonc1bade10/24/2020 (Sat) 15:52:04179202Mod
I want to frot a cute trap/femboy, is that gay?

anon7e875c10/24/2020 (Sat) 16:03:10179203Mod
>>179202
Yes. 100%. Kya asap

anon0ca474
10/24/2020 (Sat) 13:25:31179164View ThreadMod
>man on scooty comes to my gate and asks me the way to flat X
>tell him to take the left gate
>it was immediate left
>chances were he'd take far left
>don't say anything because I don't talk much
>his scooty stops working so he drags it
>he actually takes far left
>turn 360° and look away
>my conscience becomes clean
(could still hear him struggling with his scooty)
anon783c9810/24/2020 (Sat) 13:59:22179171Mod
>>179164
Wapas aa ke teri ma chodega wo

anon977f6010/24/2020 (Sat) 14:08:54179177Mod
>>179164
>turn 360°
>look away

Someone failed their math exam.

anonce01ba10/24/2020 (Sat) 14:44:48179186Mod
>>179177
no he turned 180 and looked away like a true autist

anon15125e
10/24/2020 (Sat) 14:01:25179174View ThreadMod
Whenever I go to normie reddit, twatter etc, my dick goes 2inches smaller.

When I come back to chad chans, my dick grows 4 inches longer.

Thanks anons
anond394c810/24/2020 (Sat) 14:05:56179175Mod
>>179174
Based.

Help brosanon51671a
10/23/2020 (Fri) 15:16:54178858View ThreadMod
I'm a porn addict and recently my dick isn't getting as hard as it used to be while jacking off. Is this ED ? What to do bros ?

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anon02259310/23/2020 (Fri) 20:36:39179007Mod
stop watching porn

anone3bf6510/23/2020 (Fri) 21:43:01179008Mod
>>178858
yes, the cure is gay porn.

anon1a55b210/24/2020 (Sat) 03:17:21179025Mod
>>178858
watch sissy hypno and start sucking off taxi drivers

anon77ddc910/24/2020 (Sat) 13:56:13179170Mod
All you need is a bullet to the head

anonc90a3f10/24/2020 (Sat) 13:59:34179172Mod
>>178858
get off twatter

anon644ee1
10/24/2020 (Sat) 13:02:56179152View ThreadMod
I have sucked cock and I can tell you what it feels like, do you want to know?
anond40509
10/24/2020 (Sat) 11:17:46179121View ThreadMod
Saw my ex with a guy that clearly mogs me. I felt a swirl of emotions. I can't exactly put my finger on them but they ranged from one of them was definitely some kind of relief ? Does this make me a cuck ? I was the one who broke up with her. What's wrong with me ? Do I unironically have a cuck fetish?
anona9b87d10/24/2020 (Sat) 11:18:23179122Mod
>>179121
Rope Immediately.

anon67b22910/24/2020 (Sat) 12:58:54179147Mod
>>179121
i considered many replies & went through many thoughts in my head before I chose to tell you that you must immediately kys with no need whatsoever of livestream

anon493c0610/24/2020 (Sat) 12:59:49179149Mod
>>179121
K Y S

anonb96da6
10/23/2020 (Fri) 19:21:47178999View ThreadMod
Based Varanasi BVLL mogs Japani tourists
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9GuSJMhwp8
anon1867ee10/23/2020 (Fri) 19:57:19179004Mod
>>178999
How does he know japani words?

anonc53c2910/24/2020 (Sat) 12:08:31179135Mod
>>179004
Varanasi gets lot of japani tourists. Years ago when Abe visited India after Modi's election there was an article about the IMJF couples in varanasi.

anone4957410/24/2020 (Sat) 12:51:07179143Mod
>>178999
based BVLL exploiting tourists

anon1b560b
10/24/2020 (Sat) 03:02:38179020View ThreadMod
Me after eating poonjabi food
anonf6c11f10/24/2020 (Sat) 04:08:12179031Mod
>>179020
>Americans

anon6f92d810/24/2020 (Sat) 09:25:11179098Mod
>>179020
Lmao why are people acting like its normal?
Bhangiz here would run away and maintain 10 feet distan

anon49621910/24/2020 (Sat) 11:59:37179133Mod
>>179098
This is nothing new for them. Go to Cegas, there are bigger degenerates than these in existence. Absolutely shameless race.

anone0662d
10/24/2020 (Sat) 09:47:10179105View ThreadMod
>group of girls talking
>hear one girl say she likes kala khatta
anon25865810/24/2020 (Sat) 10:01:24179111Mod
>>179105
wow such joke
now get roped as this is your peak life moment and you will do nothing substantial beyond this moment

anone0662d10/24/2020 (Sat) 10:07:13179112Mod
>>179111
wait till i have sex

anond1de0e10/24/2020 (Sat) 10:10:02179113Mod
>>179111
kekked and checked

anon6e107710/24/2020 (Sat) 11:32:22179126Mod
>>179112
based BTFO'D him

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