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anon 07/24/2021 (Sat) 06:46:35 315677
Elephant pepe is much better than stupid blue monkey. Now cope
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anon 07/24/2021 (Sat) 13:04:21 315917 Reply
>>315895 nice to see you ova here
anon 07/24/2021 (Sat) 13:04:56 315918 Reply
>>315677 Gaay hamari maata hai Bhangiyon ko kuch nahi aata hai
anon 07/24/2021 (Sat) 13:12:32 315927 Reply
>>315677 This can be the south indian Pepe.
anon 07/24/2021 (Sat) 13:21:27 315942 Reply
>>315927 So north Indian pepe is a rapist monkey and south Indian pepe is based elephant. Agreed.
anon 07/24/2021 (Sat) 13:23:15 315945 Reply
>>315942 North Indian Pepe is rapist monkey South indian Pepe us abo nigger elephant larper..
anon 07/24/2021 (Sat) 08:28:26 315729
I found a 4 leafed shamrock
anon 07/24/2021 (Sat) 11:26:31 315830 Reply
>>315729 it is called clover you retarded faggot
anon 07/24/2021 (Sat) 11:27:45 315832 Reply
>>315830 Shamrock, clover is same thing chumpu
anon 07/24/2021 (Sat) 12:49:04 315892 Reply
>>315729 its called a tulsi you retarded faggot
anon 07/24/2021 (Sat) 12:51:34 315893 Reply
>>315729 Cute fingers yaar post your full hand
/help me wagie bros/ anon 07/23/2021 (Fri) 12:51:08 315226
How exactly do i get good at giving interviews? There are literally no good resources on youtube.
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anon 07/23/2021 (Fri) 15:56:26 315341 Reply
>>315294 I am a neet yaar I don't know what to tell you, but don't think about roping pyaare anon, you atleast have a degree you'll get some job I'm sure, I didn't even complete schooling so hang in there pyaare anon
anon 07/23/2021 (Fri) 16:04:31 315346 Reply
>>315238 Don't join a company who focuses too much on questions like these. Just give answers like - > where do you see yourself in 5 years? What would your career look like in 5 years? Will you be building products while having a say in their architecture and design? Will you be leading a small team and managing thier work? > Hard worker or smart worker? Who the fuck asks questions like that? Is this a freshers thing? I never encountered. A possible answer would be to just say that you'll prefer being a smart worker, i am guessing that is related to finding quick out of the box solutions. Give an example where you did something like this. Then say that sometimes there is no other solution than hardwork. I mean just talk common sense man, it's not hard. Your first priority should be technical stuff about your qualification. These HR stuff you can easily sail through.
anon 07/23/2021 (Fri) 16:27:52 315356 Reply
>>315238 I see myself in your bed mam
anon 07/24/2021 (Sat) 02:09:52 315553 Reply
>>315226 people like you search for how to have sex on youtube not everything you know has a youtube channel. the only way to get good at interviews is to appear in them. set a goal of giving one interview per month / week based on your needs and urgency. Not with the goal of switching jobs but with the goal of getting better at interviews. If a better opportunity comes along, take it anyway but that's not the point. have a goal something like switching jobs every couple of years until you are ready to settle. together it will all make you better. good luck pyare anon
anon 07/24/2021 (Sat) 11:45:58 315860 Reply
>>315341 >degree he said diploma yaar
anon 07/24/2021 (Sat) 10:56:08 315800
While I was getting vaxxed today, some old hag cut me off when it was my turn and I just stood there like a little bitch. Fucking whore, I hope she gets vaccine related complications.
anon 07/24/2021 (Sat) 10:57:12 315802 Reply
>>315800 lmao you idiot it wasn't on old hag it was Adithya Dan
anon 07/24/2021 (Sat) 11:04:38 315805 Reply
Also, some bhotsapp unkill in front of me was unironically watching k2a expose, gaumata attack and some rajpoo we wuz kangz and shieet vedios kek
anon 07/24/2021 (Sat) 11:08:37 315808 Reply
The ones above 49 are priority. At least that's how it is where I got vaxed.
anon 07/24/2021 (Sat) 07:49:51 315710
guys... there's a conspiracy theory brewing in my head...
anon 07/24/2021 (Sat) 10:15:47 315781 Reply
>>315710 Bheem ki shakti Dhoom machaye
anon 07/24/2021 (Sat) 10:21:04 315783 Reply
>>315710 Why are they smiling so much for no reason ? Drugs liya kya ?
anon 07/24/2021 (Sat) 10:25:15 315786 Reply
>>315783 >no reason Abe anti national The whitoid is smiling because she's standing with Ambedkar who makes every girl go weak in the knees And he's smiling because he trolld le Dalits ebic style and living his life slaying white pussy.
anon 07/24/2021 (Sat) 10:50:58 315798 Reply
anon 07/24/2021 (Sat) 06:27:07 315671
theres a certain kind of crystallisation in the brain that happens as you get older and it makes it difficult to learn new things or see things from a new perspective i think this is why i cant learn programming bros, its too late. my brain just cant think in that logical manner. programming is probably the most empowering thing an individual can do in the world and im incapable bros how should i cope?
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anon 07/24/2021 (Sat) 06:29:55 315673 Reply
>>315671 > Programming is the most empowering thing. Said no programmer ever.
anon 07/24/2021 (Sat) 06:30:59 315674 Reply
>>315671 My brain is also not made for programming. I can easily learn Syntax but my logical ability is nil. I think you should switch streams. I suggest going for MBA. Or better, doing some sort of business.
anon 07/24/2021 (Sat) 06:55:55 315689 Reply
>>315674 im a 30 yo boomer, i want to learn it as a hobby and creative side project >>315673 sissy wageslave
anon 07/24/2021 (Sat) 06:59:10 315691 Reply
>>315689 Oh. Then maybe can try out other hobbies like learning video editing or animation making using blender, or creating games using Unity. There are a lot of creative simulation softwares that do not require programming.
anon 07/24/2021 (Sat) 10:42:41 315795 Reply
>>315674 i am neet so i can't go for MBA, but op listen to this DO learn python and then dsa and algo, all it will take is 2 month, if you it for atleast 90 min a day then goto leetcode, if it makes you scratch your head too much, or if you are irritated by it, then by all means, leave i kid you not logical ability is all that fetches money in this stream you think web dev/ soft eng are making money they are bottom of barrel, those who actually design arch of said apps and infrastructure of servers system and other logical systems are well paid, others are just your bottom feeders ,who implement shit too say , they are coders, not programmers. You can do B.sc or bca to get enough knowledge for cs MBA and then transition into powerfdul management field CS MBA is hot right now as well have good grasp on math and analysis , you won't be dealing with system logical structures or other projects theoretical variables, just nice stuff that can be easily done. >>315689 >im a 30 yo boomer, i want to learn it as a hobby and creative side project fuck off yaar
NDA Anon 07/23/2021 (Fri) 19:49:00 315546
Mujhe ameer logon ko dost banana hai. Ameer log ke bachhe kya karte hain? Kaha milenge?
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anon 07/24/2021 (Sat) 10:26:01 315788 Reply
>>315627 aageya yaar lets play with our chapter 9 reproductive organs
anon 07/24/2021 (Sat) 10:26:53 315789 Reply
>>315784 I hate type 1 faggots they act too uppity
Type 2 humblefag 07/24/2021 (Sat) 10:29:55 315790 Reply
>>315546 We don't want to be friends with you. Please fuck off
anon 07/24/2021 (Sat) 10:31:48 315791 Reply
>>315790 https://youtu.be/r3hTwsvJV_A chal bhaag jaa bhosdike
anon 07/24/2021 (Sat) 10:32:44 315793 Reply
>>315546 ameer ka bache sex karthe hai
Antinational Quint tells everyone how to convert black money to white during demonitisation anon 07/24/2021 (Sat) 09:37:57 315754
https://youtu.be/czssFdxexsg Why aren't they arrested yet yaar ? They should be banned already for treason
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anon 07/24/2021 (Sat) 09:49:49 315762 Reply
anon 07/24/2021 (Sat) 09:55:02 315764 Reply
>>315759 >>315759 but most people are not aware of such methods quint on the other hand is giving free educational class on how to avoid government detection. This is blatant anti national behaviour. I am pretty sure this deshdrohis contributed to faliure of the policy
anon 07/24/2021 (Sat) 09:58:57 315767 Reply
>>315764 blaady people are telling thanks in the comments yaar
anon 07/24/2021 (Sat) 10:03:14 315771 Reply
>>315754 Take these posts in /Pol/ faggot
anon 07/24/2021 (Sat) 10:11:41 315779 Reply
>>315771 this is random board anyway... meh who cares anything goes
Story time anon 07/24/2021 (Sat) 03:24:05 315571
>be me >9th standard >a muslim kid always pisses me off , so one day call him "mulla" >he runs to the teacher to tell her >gaand_phati.jpg >I am Brahmin and use Sharma as my last name (Context for later) >Teacher makes me stand up in front of the whole class and instructs the muslim kid , "Koi baat nahi beta , aap isse Pandit boldo" >mfw he actually says "Pundit" in front of the whole class and every boy in the class starts shouting , "Pundit JI - Pandat" "BAMAN hain" etc. >From that day everyone in the school calls me Pundit Ji i am not even religious but remembering that day still warms my heart
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anon 07/24/2021 (Sat) 07:57:55 315716 Reply
>>315571 Similar story >be me >muzzie >a Desai faggot (and his body language was actually like faggot) always hated me for some reason >some terrorist attack happen somewhere can't remember where >calls me terrorist >everyone around me shocked >idea.jpg >tell him I am from a big terrorist group and will blow his house next >i start laughing >the dude took ot seriously fucker was scared shitless went to teacher(ofcourse) >teacher called me >explain what happen and everyone watched it so got into no problem instead the bhangis parents were called Mega kek
anon 07/24/2021 (Sat) 08:19:31 315726 Reply
>>315716 Congrats, he probably narrates this story everywhere to justify his hatred for mullahs.
anon 07/24/2021 (Sat) 08:36:41 315736 Reply
>>315571 Being called Pandit Ji is an honour.
anon 07/24/2021 (Sat) 09:18:18 315749 Reply
>>315726 funny part he had to coaching under a muzzie sir and the sir was a close friend of mine so I bullied him there too
anon 07/24/2021 (Sat) 09:39:31 315755 Reply
>>315576 sister of inch community
anon 07/24/2021 (Sat) 07:00:40 315693
I am an atheist but this edit is sick yaaro.
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anon 07/24/2021 (Sat) 08:43:48 315740 Reply
>>315724 Whats the name of the song?
anon 07/24/2021 (Sat) 08:46:27 315741 Reply
anon 07/24/2021 (Sat) 08:53:43 315745 Reply
>>315707 Use Adobe premiere Pro. It's easy for noobs to make normie edits and also offers powerful features to make movie level edits.
anon 07/24/2021 (Sat) 08:59:29 315748 Reply
>>315693 Based edit
anon 07/24/2021 (Sat) 09:19:27 315750 Reply
>>315717 check out this channel https://youtu.be/DRTkOpKumMs
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