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anon10/02/2019 (Sun) 19:08:135583Reply
when did you realize that india in it's pure traditional form is more individualistic than the west
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anon10/02/2019 (Sun) 20:19:545589Reply
The very notion of caste itself is against individualism. You must be a retard like Nehru to equate the both together.
anon11/02/2019 (Mon) 03:25:005590Reply
>being an individualist means you have to reject tradition
This is your brain on liberalism
anon11/02/2019 (Mon) 05:38:535591Reply
Nice to see no arguments back. Makes my job easier.
>Individualism is the moral stance, political philosophy, ideology, or social outlook that emphasizes the moral worth of the individual.[1][2] Individualists promote the exercise of one's goals and desires and so value independence and self-reliance[3] and advocate that interests of the individual should achieve precedence over the state or a social group,[3] while opposing external interference upon one's own interests by society or institutions such as the government
>Individualism is thus also associated with artistic and bohemian interests and lifestyles where there is a tendency towards self-creation and experimentation as opposed to tradition or popular mass opinions and behaviors,[3][8] as with humanist philosophical positions and ethics.
>"What do I mean by individualism? I mean by individualism the moral doctrine which, relying on no dogma, no tradition, no external determination, appeals only to the individual conscience."
Individualism is incompatible with traditionalism at a fundamental level. You are just either ignorant of individualism or outright deluding yourself/lying to others so as to increase the appeal of your feel good pop hindutva. Our your just an NPC who is easily swayed by online blogs.
anon11/02/2019 (Mon) 05:49:105592Reply
>this is your brain on liberalism
>This is your brain on the ideology that birthed individualism
Gonna be a yikes from me.
Individualists should ideally be apathic to tradition. Don't confuse their apathy to be acceptance or rejection of tradition and delude yourself you are one because some feel goody pop hindutva blog told you it is. Also I'm not a liberal in the sense you use it. Progressive liberalism is a meme.
anon11/02/2019 (Mon) 11:22:335594Reply
>more individualistic
>implying thats a good thing
that faggot is right. stop basing your opinion from pop hindu blogs that are on the same level of trash as a infowars and brietbart and take up a book and read
anon06/02/2019 (Wed) 13:55:435534Reply
Have you done it?
anon07/02/2019 (Thu) 12:30:535545Reply
>>5534 😓
anon07/02/2019 (Thu) 15:38:195547Reply
Used to do this when I was a small fat kid and had an itchy arsehole, it was usually followed by me making other kids sniff it under the pretense of it being a special kind of Ittar. Dumb chuts would fall for this shit everytime.
anon10/02/2019 (Sun) 05:18:265578Reply
Get some help
You too
anon11/02/2019 (Mon) 11:14:495593Reply
i long for the day when a girl will bully me like this
HiNdI iZ aUr NaTiNuL lAnGaYgEanon16/12/2018 (Sun) 07:54:494432Reply
>discover Indiachan by random Google results
>get excited
>see Hindi everywhere

Can't India ever have a good chan without the BiMaRUs infesting it with Hindi?
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anon10/02/2019 (Sun) 02:14:385574Reply
Youre missing the point
anon10/02/2019 (Sun) 02:58:525575Reply
Not really. I completely understand what you are saying.
For you its a 'non native' language. For an Southie its as foreign to them as English(and before you use the muh sanskrit loanwords meme, thats only one factor that determines the relative difficulty of learning languages, there are even more like script, grammer, pronounciation, etc...) and as difficult to learn but with few to no benefits other than talk to bhaiyyabhangis who come to their cities asking for jobs(if it was the other way around then it would have made sense). Getting anglo'd is more acceptable than getting bhaiyya'd.
India is not an actual nation, stop deluding yourself it is and thinking people will easily bend to the nationalism meme and learn a language alien to them and be subserviant to an alien culture that is percieved as lesser than them.
If you want Hindi to suceed in replacing English, then artificially boost the cultural hierarchy of hindi culture via a dictatorship. Logically speaking english or hindi makes no difference in governance of the nation. Although by utilitarian measure English is more useful and easier to impose.
You are just a deluded nationalist npc speaking through your emotions and feelings.
anon10/02/2019 (Sun) 03:03:275576Reply
I mean you fags complain about our languages sounding ooga booga and sounding all the same and scripts looking like jelabi and looking the same. On what basis are you even proposing that Hindi will be easier to learn than English for us when you can't even percieve the relative difference of letters and words and realize the gist of a conversation without learning the language?
anon10/02/2019 (Sun) 04:55:375577Reply
>If you want Hindi to suceed in replacing English, then artificially boost the cultural hierarchy of hindi culture via a dictatorship.
I wish. India would likely function better over all if it was a dictatorship like China.
anon10/02/2019 (Sun) 11:01:515579Reply
India would be even better off being a British colony tbqh
REPLY TO THIS THREADanon30/10/2018 (Tue) 11:31:252502Reply
or you'r facial structure will become like pic related.
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anon30/12/2018 (Sun) 18:32:104897Reply
आयिये थोड़ी जानकारी लेते है
क्या आपको पता है क़ि 25 दिसम्बर क्यों मनाया जाता है???

⛳हिन्दू संस्कृति की अभूतपूर्व कहानी।

जिसे सुनकर गदगद हो जायेगा हर प्राणी…

💥अभी यूरोप, अमरीका और ईसाई जगत में इस समय क्रिसमस डे की धूम है। अधिकांश लोगों को तो ये पता ही नहीं है कि यह क्यों मनाया जाता है।

💥कुछ लोगों का भ्रम है कि इस दिन ईशदूत ईसा मसीह का जन्मदिन पड़ता है पर सच्चाई यह है कि 25 दिसम्बर का ईसा मसीह के जन्मदिन से कोई सम्बन्ध ही नहीं है।

🚩वास्तव में पूर्व में 25 दिसम्बर को ‘मकर संक्रांति’ पर्व आता था और यूरोप-अमेरिका धूम-धाम से इस दिन सूर्य उपासना करता था। सूर्य और पृथ्वी की गति के कारण मकर संक्रांति लगभग 80 वर्षों में एक दिन आगे खिसक जाती है।

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anon30/12/2018 (Sun) 19:06:064898Reply
anon09/01/2019 (Wed) 18:06:195066Reply
anon09/01/2019 (Wed) 18:50:025067Reply
anon09/02/2019 (Sat) 20:04:475569Reply
mom's happyanon08/02/2019 (Fri) 16:49:065560Reply
>today's birthday
>middleclass family
>family did everything for me
>money hard to come by
>finished college
>started doing wedding photography as a job
>started making some money
>pays all the bills and stuff
>has to buy food and stuff since birthday
>lots of money in bank account
>buy mom best food money can buy
>mom's happy
>walks into my room as i was on the internet
>"anon, mom's happy today since you spend your own money for me"
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anon08/02/2019 (Fri) 20:00:195563Reply
anon08/02/2019 (Fri) 23:07:455564Reply
what a materialistic whore
anon09/02/2019 (Sat) 08:38:205565Reply
Stfu retard
anon09/02/2019 (Sat) 08:54:425566Reply
Aww ya seethe lil guy?
anon09/02/2019 (Sat) 20:00:345568Reply
No, I don't
German Computer Teacher in India storyanon06/02/2019 (Wed) 17:24:115541Reply
I worked in Bangalore, India once, 5 years ago. As a computer Teacher. My school in germany tried to invest in existing schools, colaborate with schools or open schools. They (the founder of the school, 3 employees and me) met with people involved in education in India. There were a few conferences where i was sitting in a big room. Main subject was there should be systems to make education comparable.

Typical german idiot thinking. Trying to destroy the natural flow of things to establish systems, which means create hierarchies to defend the systems. Making everything comparable as to easier exploit it. Terrible idea. Solving problems by creating more problems. Whatever.

I was there for little longer then a week. Everybody was nice. People were calm and unagressive. Indian people in the streets had the freedom to walk slow. I felt the absense of this underlying hostility towards everything. People wouldn't bother each other, there was no need. Also very little greed, very few instances of people trying to take advantage/fool/trick other people.
In my city here in Germany people are fast and angry.

There were lots of religious symbols everywhere, often colorful; lots of colours in general. Lots of smells too, flowers, parfumes, incense; but very little nasty smells. I only saw a few nasty things:

I saw a river that people would throw their trash in, it smelled horrible. The river flew right through the city.

Other nasty thing i saw was a heap of trash in the street. Used to be a sidewalk but it was just a big pile of trash. Since there were no garbage bins in that area, i suppose these garbage piles were collected once in a while.

XD i remember asking a student how to dispose of my coconut, that i bought in the street for little money. (Loved the coconuts so much. I drank them all the time). He could see i was looking for a place to put it. He could tell i was thinking of a trashbin so he asked me to give him the coconut because he was about to show me how to get rid of it. He was energetic and joyful as he did it:

Said something like "oh yeah i'll show you how to do it" He took the coconut and rolled it like a bowling ball to this big trash heap i for some reason did not even register before he thrre the coconut at it. I just laughed very loud. Wouldn't have thought to just leave it with the other trash. I just thought it is great there are places on the planet where this is possible.
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anon08/02/2019 (Fri) 10:28:535557Reply
but better than your momma
anon08/02/2019 (Fri) 12:56:175558Reply
deutsch cope
anon08/02/2019 (Fri) 15:10:585559Reply
I came to this school on my first day. Arrived at the morning. It was ~27°C in the morning at 8 o'clock so i thought it would get hotter throughout the day. Turned out it just stayed exactly that hot the whole day, didn't really get hotter.

When i came there there was a cow in the street. I thought it was funny. There were just wild cows in the street. Nobody would bother the cows, when the cow would block the road nobody cared, they just waited for the cow to pass. Nobody would have thought to move the cow. Nobody in uniform would come to be agressive with the cow. Never seen anything like it. I remember being happy to see it. I knew cows were holy in india but i wouldn't have expected to see one in a dense city.

The school was tiled like a bathroom and looked more than a bathroom than any school i had seen. I didn't care, i thought it was funny.

All the chairs were cheap white plastic garden-type chairs. Nobody gave a fuck. Chair was just something to sit on. In Germany half the students would have complained about how shit quality the chairs were but in this class nobody would waste time complaining. Was comfy to be in the presence of people that weren't so closeminded.

The PCs (i just checked it was 2011, so not 5 years ago like i wrote in the OP, it was 8 years ago (time flies gawdayum)) HAD WINDOWS 98 ON THEM. I was about to teach a class of adult indians Word 2003 on a Windows 98 PC. PCs were old and loud, not even flat-screens.

In the Break the students would invite me to a small tea place and buy me a cup of tea. Indian Tea with spices, milk and honey inside. Was nice.

It was sold not from a store but just from a man standing at the corner of the street selling small cups. I mean really small. About the size of a 2cl shot of wodka from a bar. Could only be held with 2 fingers.

It was hard to believe people would buy something this small. I also had difficulties to believe that this was just somebody's job: Standing on the corner with a big thermos and a stack of the tiniest papercups i have ever seen. One Cup was like 0,05€ and the students paid for me. They were all fascinated with me because of how white and handsome i was. (Compared to me most white people look like literal trash, i'm handsome, so even white people stare at me)

I think they were also surprised to see someone from germany who wasn't all about agresseion, efficiency, judgement and dominance. I was peaceful towards everybody. It was never so easy to be peaceful to me then in India.
anon09/02/2019 (Sat) 09:11:345567Reply
Lmao mate now they sell it for 10Rs.
anon10/02/2019 (Sun) 12:59:165580Reply
deutsch cope
anon07/02/2019 (Thu) 16:26:175549Reply
झंडे वालो की माँ का भोसड़ा
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anon07/02/2019 (Thu) 18:33:335551Reply
Wow anon, how can I be as big of a faggot as you?
anon07/02/2019 (Thu) 19:24:255552Reply
Suck my dick
anon07/02/2019 (Thu) 19:37:525553Reply
What are the dimensions of your dick?
anon08/02/2019 (Fri) 06:56:405555Reply
2 inch
anon08/02/2019 (Fri) 09:49:215556Reply
Chekd and kekd
anon22/01/2019 (Tue) 00:42:215298Reply
I heard in India it's common practice for the oldest son of the family to take a fat shit in the doorstep every morning for good luck and to ward off evil spirits during the day.
Only after he collected enough cow piss for the family breakfast of course.

Can anyone confirm?
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anon23/01/2019 (Wed) 00:11:295327Reply
Dude getting cucklolded is in their fucking genes. Look at Mary. She was whore who cucked Joseph. These people literally worship cuckoldry and whoring out. Then Jejus who was born died virgin. There you have your incel too. But who knows tho, Jejus probably got buttraped by Romans before crucifixion. This is their joke of religion and joke of prophet.
anon23/01/2019 (Wed) 00:15:435328Reply
We all know what kind of filthy whores your women are. It all starts with Mary.

They probably enjoy getting raped by immigrants.
anon23/01/2019 (Wed) 00:48:395330Reply
Hope you get buttfucked by Indian. He'll ram your soylent fed cumskin twink ass red. He'll literally turn your asshole into a cave. Then he'll whip you, like you all did to your slaves. Then he'll open your mouth to fullest and take a whopping hot shit on it. And you'll eat it all up like the good pigskin slave you are. He'll have you eat your shit too. He'll call his other friends and they'll DESTROY your twink ass and humiliate you to the lowest. You'll be degraded to only hole to fuck and loo to piss and poop in . You'll be kept on diet of soylent, your own poop and piss and poop and piss of your BROWN MASTERS. All pigskins will be turned into live loos to take piss and shit in. Because that's what you all are worth.

That day ain't far, pigskin subhuman.
anon23/01/2019 (Wed) 03:11:205333Reply
Ikr? Is it any wonder why these incels in 4chan and YouTube very about hurr durr det of bestern vibilisation while accepting degeneracy(even celebrating it) and celebrating whoredom amongst women. They don't consider some scientific or architectural achievement as their greatest accomplishment. It's the freedom to get fucked in the ass and get cuckolded easily that they consider their greatest achievement. And the sad thing is retarded and misguided sex driven youngsters here thinks their degenerate society is the best(Because they can only think with their genitals)
Is it any wonder why they are filled with single parent households and depressed lonely vegetable people?
anon08/02/2019 (Fri) 05:47:125554Reply
Lmao Indians BTFO
/asp/ generalanon03/02/2019 (Sun) 00:12:465474Reply
Make the switch, brother.
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anon03/02/2019 (Sun) 15:49:165488Reply
soyboy seething
anon03/02/2019 (Sun) 17:02:385491Reply
>I read know your meme page of meme so I know meme
Reddit is that way ya absolute retard
anon03/02/2019 (Sun) 19:23:085499Reply
this is so cringe... I hope you know no one here finds your ""banter"" funny, it's embarrassing instead. Restrain your epic memespeak to /asp/ only
anon03/02/2019 (Sun) 20:36:285503Reply
Threads have been dying at 10 posts for the last three months because of /asp/cucks replying with 'le worked' to every post
anon07/02/2019 (Thu) 04:34:585543Reply
anon05/02/2019 (Tue) 07:59:325523Reply
>watching wrestling past the age of
That's gonna be a yikes from me mate
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anon05/02/2019 (Tue) 09:12:455525Reply
>reddit spacing
ban all flaggots
anon05/02/2019 (Tue) 20:04:145529Reply
Toiletlet cope
anon06/02/2019 (Wed) 13:22:295530Reply
deutsch cope
anon06/02/2019 (Wed) 13:48:495531Reply
Vajradanti, Vajradanti, Vicco Vajradanti,
Vicco powder, Vicco paste,
Ayurvedic jadibootiyon se bana sampoorn swadeshi,
Vicco powder, Vicco paste, Viccooo Vajradanti!!!
anon06/02/2019 (Wed) 13:51:345532Reply
Chai ke liye jaise toast hota hai
Vaise har ek friend zaroori hota hai
Aise har ek friend zaroori hota hai
Koi subah paanch baje neend se jagaye
Koi raat ko teen baje jaan bachaye
Ek teri kadki mein sharing kare
Aur tere budget mein sneak in kare
Koi nature se guest koi host hota hai
Par har ek friend zaroori hota hai
Ek ghadi ghadi kaam aaye par kabhi kabhi call kare
Ek kabhi kabhi kaam aaye aur ghadi ghadi call kare

Gossip ka koi ghoomta phirta satellite
Koi sath rahe toh kar de sab alright
Koi effortless koi forced hota hai
Lekin har ek friend zaroori hota hai

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