>Slipped on a patch of mud and fell kneeling right in the middle of a road
>Scorpio nearby braked really hard but still hits hard enough to cause a bruise on my arm
>Tfw there was a truck in the other lane, it definitely couldn't have braked fast enough
Is even fate mocking me now? Fucks sake I was this close, this fucking close. Why couldn't the Scorpio driver have poor reflexes?
I've been in two accidents before, both while I was in a car too and both followed this same pattern, a truck slammed into the left side of an ambassador I was in and crumpled up the seat with the impact but I was sitting behind the driver and just got some glass cuts. Another car hit mine coming downhill at a bend, pushing both back wheels out of the road but the bloody thing was 4x4. At this point I think even if I lay on a train track it'll somehow miss me.