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anon 10/25/2021 (Mon) 05:55:30 389274
Main pakistani banna chahta hooon
anon 10/21/2021 (Thu) 18:15:17 385833
>became a shut-in nerd outside of school after 7th class >was an allrounder in school >football captain >class topper >but way too afraid of public speaking or talking to grills cause lack of interaction with humans outside of school >went on a school trip in 10th after clearing ntse >see everyone making out with their girlfrens >felt like a complete loser in life and decided to change myself in 11th >forced myself to make small talks with everyone who i bump into be it a guy or a girl >finally made a gf that too the hottest one in the school >major fucking boost of confidence >went in for student council elections became house captain >started giving speeches in school functions even became a host for one function >then came the season of fall >she broke up with me >i was nowhere near the toppers in school or coaching >became shit in football
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anon 10/21/2021 (Thu) 20:35:59 385989 Reply
>>385987 Reported
anon 10/21/2021 (Thu) 20:41:06 385991 Reply
>>385989 ooo scary
anon 10/24/2021 (Sun) 03:32:34 387988 Reply
anon 10/25/2021 (Mon) 05:47:18 389269 Reply
>>385833 This shit happens only in TV shows not in real life. Fuck off
anon 10/25/2021 (Mon) 05:51:43 389271 Reply
>>385833 >becoming a normie for short term pleasures You deserve it, I did the same and I'm paying the same price you are. My advice is REALLY look back at what made you good before 11th, and try to replicate that to a T. I'm doing okay now but not as well as I would have been doing if I didn't fall for the gf meme, you can only afford to do that if you're rich or in a non science stream.
anon 10/25/2021 (Mon) 05:09:21 389241
So that's it huh? Covid is over? No more cases. Vaccine done. College started. Life is back on routine?
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anon 10/25/2021 (Mon) 05:34:31 389259 Reply
Kallej will restart in January for me. I for one am sick of this NEET simulator life.
anon 10/25/2021 (Mon) 05:36:13 389260 Reply
>>389259 Don't waste this time you have on shotposting and porn >>389241 My college has classes on alternate days still
anon 10/25/2021 (Mon) 05:39:12 389262 Reply
>>389241 It's not done. We underaged fags are not vaccinated yet.
anon 10/25/2021 (Mon) 05:39:27 389263 Reply
>>389258 No yaar, I don't do that But only reason I hate going to college is practical I suck at them yaar, I'm a slow learner. I have had experienced teacher making scene about me in front of all class, because I can't do good in practicals.
anon 10/25/2021 (Mon) 05:46:26 389268 Reply
>>389260 >Don't waste this time you have on shotposting and porn I feel like shit anyway, absolutely no motivation to study or do anything really, including watching porn. I would rather hit the reset button and kill myself sometime soon instead of trying to improve and not be a disappointment to my parents.
anon 10/24/2021 (Sun) 12:33:23 388603
Is vidrel actually true? I feel like kms
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anon 10/24/2021 (Sun) 12:41:25 388622 Reply
>>388615 This music makes me really gloomy and nostalgic
anon 10/24/2021 (Sun) 13:32:31 388708 Reply
>>388615 mr kitty: after dark
anon 10/24/2021 (Sun) 13:32:49 388709 Reply
anon 10/24/2021 (Sun) 13:34:31 388712 Reply
anon 10/25/2021 (Mon) 05:46:24 389267 Reply
>>388622 Space song IIRC
anon 10/24/2021 (Sun) 05:45:32 388143
Though I was some hot shit. Went to the college for 2 days and realized I'm at the bottom of the barrel in looks. I look and act like an uncle. I thought being unkept was cool and shit. Guys here keep everything perfect. Their clothes , hair , face etc. And the girls. Omg. There are so many fkin beautiful girls here. I used to like japanese girls but now they look repulsive. Wtf. Why was I stuck inside my room. The world is so beautiful. I don't even want to masturbate to porn now. The girls arenso fkin cute , I feel like gettinf a gf now. Fk.
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Schizo NEET Anon anon 10/24/2021 (Sun) 21:00:55 389192 Reply
>>388143 I feel bad for you anon I hate those motherfuckers who are always like hair set, clothes fit, good shining bike etc. BTW I also remain unkept, just because I have no where to go to. >Why was I stuck inside my room. Elaborate more birather. I'm also stuck in my room. Elaborate on beautiful girls too
anon 10/24/2021 (Sun) 21:41:11 389200 Reply
>>388143 Ignore these coomers and post a few qts next time bhai
anon 10/24/2021 (Sun) 22:23:27 389201 Reply
>>389200 >ignore coomers >post qts coomer in denial mode
anon 10/24/2021 (Sun) 23:35:56 389202 Reply
>>389201 I'm just curious, I'm nofap 3 weeks
anon 10/25/2021 (Mon) 05:40:07 389264 Reply
>>389202 I just jerked off after 10 days and it felt great.
Men's Fashion Thread anon 10/25/2021 (Mon) 04:33:50 389227
Post your favourite styles.
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anon 10/25/2021 (Mon) 04:37:17 389229 Reply
>>389228 severe inferiority complex
anon 10/25/2021 (Mon) 04:39:03 389230 Reply
anon 10/25/2021 (Mon) 04:46:57 389231 Reply
anon 10/25/2021 (Mon) 04:52:44 389232 Reply
anon 10/25/2021 (Mon) 05:20:10 389250 Reply
>>389227 If you have good physique, a simple shirt will look good on you + girls love boys with full sleeve shirt
anon 10/24/2021 (Sun) 17:51:38 389105
Self respect? Woh kya hota hai bc?
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anon 10/24/2021 (Sun) 18:12:50 389148 Reply
>>389147 You have no worth, you should be killed.
anon 10/24/2021 (Sun) 18:13:54 389150 Reply
NDA Anon 10/25/2021 (Mon) 05:05:29 389237 Reply
>>389141 I did not know there were cuckret loving literal Normies here. Fuck you jalebi eating fat collecting sport consooming ugly baniya, and fuck your sport too. Cricket is the unmanlinest sport that is played on a large scale. It requires the least amount of athleticism. The corporations hold you like a dog on a leash and replace your war for your rights with cricket matches and your fighting force with cricket teams. These normies. By devoting so much of their emotional energy to a team they are not a part of, playing a game that ultimately doesn’t matter; they devoid themselves of the fight they should be fighting. >>389144 Retard newfag, I have supported Islam since Day 1. Modern Islam stands as an Iron Bulwark against the globohomo kikery of today. Fucking normies get off my board
anon 10/25/2021 (Mon) 05:06:35 389238 Reply
>>389237 Chup bhsdk
anon 10/25/2021 (Mon) 05:12:22 389243 Reply
>>389238 Tu chup madarchod
anon 10/24/2021 (Sun) 17:36:29 389061
Any Pakis in ere ? Your men played beautifully and your team deserved the victory. Congratulations 👏 now fuck off , I don't want to see a Pakistani when I'm crying.
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anon 10/24/2021 (Sun) 20:45:45 389185 Reply
>>389184 Heendu h yaar*
anon 10/24/2021 (Sun) 20:53:17 389189 Reply
>>389180 Do you have pak ancestry from either side?
anon 10/24/2021 (Sun) 21:11:56 389193 Reply
>>389189 Fuck no, porkis are subhuman, we don't mix with them
anon 10/24/2021 (Sun) 21:12:28 389194 Reply
>>389184 Itna pyar hai katvo ke liye reh jaata
anon 10/25/2021 (Mon) 02:33:20 389209 Reply
>>389106 Wtf why is a defence website talking about... Cricket?
anon 10/24/2021 (Sun) 13:00:13 388647
>teacher makes announcement on college whatsapp gorup >bhangis spend the next 10-15 min spamming "ok ma'am"
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anon 10/24/2021 (Sun) 13:17:04 388681 Reply
>>388676 Just say this in group once " Agar tum asli chamar ke ladke ho toh "Okay Ma'am" likna band Karo'
attentionwhore #7e4p+I 10/24/2021 (Sun) 13:33:49 388711 Reply
>>388647 Just mute the notifications.
anon 10/24/2021 (Sun) 13:52:49 388740 Reply
anon 10/24/2021 (Sun) 16:30:49 388930 Reply
>>388647 mere saas ke teen bete teeno mazee daar hai ek daaktar ek collector ek thaanedarr se
anon 10/24/2021 (Sun) 21:33:08 389198 Reply
>>388647 Babe time it's time for your 15 assignments and 2 projects > Ok ma'am ×15
Bimaru masculinity anon 10/24/2021 (Sun) 06:00:54 388172
Even a guy who looks like this can become an actor in bimaruland. Wtf yaar?
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anon 10/24/2021 (Sun) 13:30:24 388705 Reply
>>388486 black mein daaru le aayenge chhapra mein pakdayenge
anon 10/24/2021 (Sun) 16:30:55 388932 Reply
>>388172 mere saas ke teen bete teeno mazee daar hai ek daaktar ek collector ek thaanedarr se
anon 10/24/2021 (Sun) 20:39:41 389182 Reply
>>388452 abe nahi mil rahi chutiye kaunsi movie hai ?
anon 10/24/2021 (Sun) 20:40:05 389183 Reply
>>389182 Dangerous
anon 10/24/2021 (Sun) 21:25:56 389196 Reply
>>388172 Bimaru = Peak masculinity They come to your state and rape your women.
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