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Chad frensanon750f45
08/22/2019 (Thu) 10:34:1320120View ThreadMod
>Bullied by a gang of rabid bhangis constantly from class 6
>Christcucks so they keep getting promoted with me though they always fail.
>Fight back but it's 4 to 1 so mostly it's just getting beaten up
>Social status is at rock bottom
>First day of class 9
>Take a seat by the window
>Sikh gymrat wants the seat
>Tell him no, he fucks off then but comes back during break
>Guy has really huge muscles, he can just get his way through intimidation usually
>He keeps trying to scare me away, eventually hits me on the shoulder, I swing back though obviously mine is way weaker
>Teenage testosterone was in overdrive, fully expect to get hospitalized if he gets serious once rational brain took over again
>He tells me 'good fight' shakes my hand and walks away.
>Forces the guy behind me to switch during the next class
>Becomes my friend when other people avoided me because of bhangis.

He'd stay in class throughout break too so if I stayed near him bhangis wouldn't bother me. One time we beat them up together(I took one and he mostly took the other three) when they thought they'd found me isolated, was quiet fun.
anonf4c3ae08/22/2019 (Thu) 10:39:3220122Mod
To hum kya kare bahinchod

anona9424408/22/2019 (Thu) 10:46:1320124Mod
I had a Jatt friend in school too, dude wasn't particularly built or anything but was strong as fuck for some reason. He befriended me the first week because no nancyboy would sit with him and he always brought some paratha sabji for tiffin so being with him wasn't specifically bad because I would get to eat almost half of his tiffin everyday. Dude even told his mom to put two more parathas in his tiffin for me and being the baniya that I was I saved 10 rupees everyday that my mother gave me to eat samosa pav. Feel bad because he's still a manlet but with more muscles and I'm almost 6'2 now with an aesthetic body

anon4c918408/22/2019 (Thu) 12:23:1020127Mod
To hum kya kare bahinchod

anon4ec10508/22/2019 (Thu) 12:26:0220128Mod
To hum kya kare bahinchod

anona9424408/22/2019 (Thu) 14:02:0420136Mod
Apni gaand thukale mere se, meethay chakke.

How does Indian languages sound to your ears?anoncd4dcb
08/21/2019 (Wed) 09:29:0519936View ThreadMod
Bengali sounds soft and beautiful
Hindustani sounds like a subhuman speak
Hindi sounds like hindustani doing worst job sucking the dick of sanskrit
Telugu has very expressive intonation
Malayalam is like machinegun with syllables as ammo
Tamil honestly sounds ugly. I don't know if it's how they speak or the harsh sounds in their language.

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anon2e8bd508/22/2019 (Thu) 03:29:3920089Mod
Incel spotted

anon7bf28508/22/2019 (Thu) 05:52:2220102Mod
Speaking Bengali is like speaking Hindi while having 1 10 marbles in your mouth.

mora nom Akshoy ho. mo roshgolla khatho ho

anonfd491108/22/2019 (Thu) 06:47:0320104Mod
It's aami you retard. Anyways, if you can understand another language such as say, maithili, Bengali wouldn't be particularly hard to understand. Similarly bengalis can understand odia pretty easily even though I can't understand odia. But Bengalis are everywhere in East India, like biharis in north. Even shopkeepers in odisha or tripura frequently talk in bengali. If you can speak and understand Bengali you could live easily here

3Be1b02c08/22/2019 (Thu) 12:03:5220126Mod
This. also, bengali/assamese/odiya/maithili were Purvi Magadhi language which is older than hindi. and a bengali can easily understand assamese and odiyas.

anon8ea4af08/22/2019 (Thu) 13:33:5020135Mod
Medinipur's dialect has a ton of Oriya words, I guess from Gajapati era. I can't understand most of my father's relatives when they're speaking fast, it sounds like abbo niggerspeak.

08/22/2019 (Thu) 13:23:5020133View ThreadMod
Why do Tamils always claim that other dravidian languages are dialects of Tamil? Some go even further and claim that every language came from Tamil? Just what is wrong with these lungis?
anon256a6908/22/2019 (Thu) 13:30:4520134Mod
They just want done excuse to feel superior.

eBiz Bhangis on suicide watch.anon572648
08/21/2019 (Wed) 17:34:3120044View ThreadMod
>yfw you told your lodu friend that it's a scam but he didn't listen.

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anon2f84f908/22/2019 (Thu) 11:26:2820125Mod
Wtf is this mental illness? What is wrong with people of this country?

anon5e4eb808/22/2019 (Thu) 12:28:2320129Mod
wassa wssa wasssa wassa

anon44892808/22/2019 (Thu) 12:29:1720130Mod

anond1084408/22/2019 (Thu) 13:10:0620131Mod
The cope is real.

anond1084408/22/2019 (Thu) 13:15:4120132Mod
Saar ples do the needful and provide refund.

08/22/2019 (Thu) 02:59:2820086View ThreadMod
How to choose perfect book for your next read?
>my theory is simple garbages won't get wide translation with few exception.
>go to worldcat
>advance search
>keyword: translated
>year: whatever
>audience: non juvenile
>content: fiction
>format: book
>language: english
Share how you choose your next read?

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anon8cd59408/22/2019 (Thu) 05:22:3520100Mod
Dunno if you're being sarcastic but whatever
Go read anything by romeo or kawabata or mizuhito akiyama or maruto for starters

anonc0c0df08/22/2019 (Thu) 05:38:3220101Mod
I'm not a practitioner of sarcasm. It's pure evil. Thanks for the suggestions. I recommend you to read edouard leve.

anond6797f08/22/2019 (Thu) 09:53:2020116Mod
>And so it happens that the person who reads a great deal — that is to say, almost the whole day, and recreates himself by spending the intervals in thoughtless diversion, gradually loses the ability to think for himself; just as a man who is always riding at last forgets how to walk. Such, however, is the case with many men of learning: they have read themselves stupid. For to read in every spare moment, and to read constantly, is more paralysing to the mind than constant manual work, which, at any rate, allows one to follow one’s own thoughts. Just as a spring, through the continual pressure of a foreign body, at last loses its elasticity, so does the mind if it has another person’s thoughts continually forced upon it. And just as one spoils the stomach by overfeeding and thereby impairs the whole body, so can one overload and choke the mind by giving it too much nourishment. For the more one reads the fewer are the traces left of what one has read; the mind is like a tablet that has been written over and over. Hence it is impossible to reflect; and it is only by reflection that one can assimilate what one has read if one reads straight ahead without pondering over it later, what has been read does not take root, but is for the most part lost. Indeed, it is the same with mental as with bodily food: scarcely the fifth part of what a man takes is assimilated; the remainder passes off in evaporation, respiration, and the like.

From all this it may be concluded that thoughts put down on paper are nothing more than footprints in the sand: one sees the road the man has taken, but in order to know what he saw on the way, one requires his eyes.

-Schopenhauer on reading books

anone8db0208/22/2019 (Thu) 10:36:4520121Mod
Anyone who's seen anime would see Japan's lack of originality in plot and good characters, it's rather jarring. If a good Anglo plot got Japanese characters it'd be the ultimate story.

anone8db0208/22/2019 (Thu) 10:39:4020123Mod
I did lack in original thought back when I used to read 6-7 hours daily but that was probably because I was underage. Personally when I read about something interesting my mind always goes into overdrive thinking about it, like I've been absolutely obsessed with the Altai mountains and trying to find what the fuck that place's specialty is for the past few days.

08/21/2019 (Wed) 12:39:3719963View ThreadMod
What are you guys eating for tonight's dinner?
I am making paalak paniir to eat with chapati. Nothing special today.

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anon544e6708/21/2019 (Wed) 23:24:1120078Mod
"Vegetarian" Biryani.

anone4f58408/22/2019 (Thu) 01:21:1420079Mod
How did you collect my yesterday's shit, anon? I poo'd in logo iirc

anon2b300b08/22/2019 (Thu) 04:45:3320098Mod
This looks different from veg biryani my mom makes. Her biryani looks exactly like hyderabadi dum biryani except without meat. Like seriously bro, where are soy chunks, kaaju, lavangas, big leaf things?

anon25c77a08/22/2019 (Thu) 09:28:5920115Mod
Do try it anon

anon0a929e08/22/2019 (Thu) 10:13:4120118Mod

08/22/2019 (Thu) 08:22:2820107View ThreadMod
>be me
>6'2 ft chadjesh
>aesthetic af with muscles and shit
>decent clothing style as well
>stutter a lot
Di..di...di..did it ever begin for us stuttering fags, anons?

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anonc7d33108/22/2019 (Thu) 08:48:0820111Mod
Same problem here. Did you develop this thing while you were a neet or were you born with it? I pretty much spoke clearly till I was in seventh grade IIRC but then I started hanging out with a guy who stuttered like that guy from Golmaal and I was obviously brutal towards him but still spent almost half of my day with him for years. I had the gayest yet straight relationship with that guy.
I never noticed it until my cousin who saw me after years pointed it out. When I realised it, I started noticing how much I stammered and
found that I fumbled at least twice in five sentences and it only got worse from there. I'm now twenty and still feel humiliated when I stutter in front of my class or some girl who could've otherwise been interested in me. There's no stopping to this, I've fucking tried everything but it's not going away.

anon2ca17008/22/2019 (Thu) 08:48:1820112Mod
I've a chad personality but I'm a 5'4 manlet with no muscle mass
Girls don't even approach me :-[

anonc7d33108/22/2019 (Thu) 08:51:1220113Mod
I forgot to add that I'm pursuing a Law degree. Fuck, I should've done some commemerce course

anon36cb9808/22/2019 (Thu) 09:25:1320114Mod
>i was obviously brutal towards him

i love whats happening to you faggot

anonc7d33108/22/2019 (Thu) 10:06:0320117Mod
I don't know, he never bothered when I mocked him but I didn't let anyone else do it to him. And I shit you not anon, he came from a weird brahmin family and once jokingly cursed me that I'd be cursed with stuttering too if I made fun of him again but I had stopped doing it long ago.

08/21/2019 (Wed) 20:39:3020074View ThreadMod
I've actually never seen a person shitting in the street in India.
I've been here 20 years.

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anon4f01bb08/22/2019 (Thu) 04:06:5420092Mod
It’s just rural people who shit somewhere outside the village. No one shits on streets except some crazy hobos.

anon4f01bb08/22/2019 (Thu) 04:15:4020094Mod
People in villages where they don't have toilets shit somewhere far outside the village and water bodies by dugging out pits and then burying them after the work is completed. They don't shit in streets, retard.

anona82f4208/22/2019 (Thu) 04:20:3020095Mod
I've only seen dogs or cows shitting in streets. Cats are too shy so they used to sneak in our second toilet that can be accessed from outside if we forget to lock it that night and shit in it. But I don't think dogs and cows have Indian citizenship to count them as street shitters.

anon2ed63a08/22/2019 (Thu) 05:55:3420103Mod
Lol cope harder kid.
You are definitely underage, or never went outside your city.

>People in villages where they don't have toilets shit somewhere far outside the village and water bodies by dugging out pits and then burying them after the work is completed.
You really think this ? lmfao. Well guess what khet me hagna is not a meme, and in rural and suburban areas khets are everywhere.
They take a shit where ever they can find a patch of desolated land.
Its the same psychology, indians act upon when they spit and throw garbage outside their home.

anon5d84c908/22/2019 (Thu) 08:28:1120110Mod
yes i have seen dogs and cows shitting in the streets indeed, but not humans, except some 2-3 in very economically backward slums, that too when im travelling between cities in buses (you can call them ride-over towns :p)

im from the south metropolitan city, yes

07/28/2019 (Sun) 13:40:3519346View ThreadMod
please call me based.

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anon5945a208/21/2019 (Wed) 17:18:0620042Mod
Cringe and unbased

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Indian 'academia'anon72eefc
08/15/2019 (Thu) 08:44:4419266View ThreadMod
Fuck's sake can't they pay 300-400 rupees on one of those freelancing sites and not submit papers with grammar this shit. The points the guys making are shit and cherry picked to the extreme too but the grammar is triggering me.

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anon04eb9408/17/2019 (Sat) 11:57:3219430Mod
The footprints of agriculture of British period during the colonial era have been seen in the literature written by.,.() and reports of British government British East Indian company and the Raj.

The Indian market is had extended throughout the entire world.

Invention Discovery of new sea route routes and the industrial revolution had a both positive and negative impact impacts on the Indian economy.

The British East India company had initially played a the role of traders between the periods of during the period from 1600 AD to 1757 AD in India. But This state of affairs ceased when the Company entered as a ruler annexed Bengal in 1757 and till by 1818 brought entire the rest of India under the rule of company its rule.

anonc9c92c08/17/2019 (Sat) 13:57:4219433Mod
come on bongo don't be so angry at papa

anon87c46408/21/2019 (Wed) 17:26:3020043Mod
TenQ anone I learned a lote about from you

anon93720408/21/2019 (Wed) 18:19:5620048Mod
Your fault

anond40e2d08/22/2019 (Thu) 03:26:5820088Mod
become an IAS offcer

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